{"product_id":"bold-crime-scene-technician-novelty-christmas-ornament-for-friends-gift","title":"Bold Crime Scene Technician Novelty Christmas Ornament for Friends Gift","description":"For the crime scene technician who thrives on sharp wit, this novelty oval ornament delivers a bold statement that turns heads at any holiday gathering. The vibrant sublimation print showcases the unapologetic quote, while the high-gloss finish keeps colors vivid throughout the season.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIdeal for friends, coworkers, and family members who appreciate humor, this Christmas ornament adds a playful edge to tree décor or mantle displays. Its lightweight, durable MDF construction ensures it remains sturdy even in homes with children or pets, making it a practical yet striking keepsake.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe ornament's 3.25-inch height and 1\/8-inch thickness create a balanced, eye-catching presence on any tree. A festive gold cord is included for easy hanging, allowing quick setup without the hassle of extra hardware. The design is fully edge-to-edge, so the quote wraps around the entire surface for maximum impact.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCelebrate the season with a gift that speaks directly to the profession's bold spirit. Grab yours today and add a memorable, conversation-starting piece to your holiday décor, ensuring the recipient feels both honored and entertained.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for crime scene technicians who love a sharp sense of humor and want a standout holiday decoration that sparks laughter among colleagues and friends during festive gatherings.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA favorite among friends and coworkers during Christmas parties, it adds a playful edge to any tree or mantle, turning ordinary décor into a conversation starter that celebrates the season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this oval ornament resists breakage and stays bright thanks to edge-to-edge sublimation printing, ensuring it remains a lasting holiday keepsake.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe printed quote reads 'Amazing fucking crime scene technician' in a bold, unapologetic style that sparks conversation and laughter, honoring the profession with unapologetic flair.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrab yours now and give the lovely comedic gift that will shine on any holiday display, delighting the recipient with a memorable, eye-catching ornament that celebrates their unique role.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":67710339252333,"sku":"PTM-27-18-611740","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1348\/4785\/files\/oval_ornament_611740_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1791853941","url":"https:\/\/the-vip-emporium.com\/products\/bold-crime-scene-technician-novelty-christmas-ornament-for-friends-gift","provider":"The VIP Emporium","version":"1.0","type":"link"}