{"product_id":"christmas-ornament-for-him-gift-puzzles-stabbing-people-is-wrong","title":"Christmas Ornament for Him Gift – Puzzles Stabbing People Is Wrong","description":"Picture a holiday tree that sparks laughter and conversation, and a splash of color. This Christmas ornament takes a bold stance with the phrase 'puzzles because stabbing people is wrong,' turning a simple decoration into a playful reminder that puzzles are the safer, smarter choice and a touch of cleverness.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDesigned for dads who appreciate humor and a dash of irreverence, this keepsake fits perfectly into Christmas parties, family gatherings, or any festive setting where a lighthearted jab can bring smiles. It's an ideal surprise for him that balances wit with holiday cheer and a touch of irreverence.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe piece is crafted from durable MDF and finished with a high-gloss plastic coating that protects the vivid sublimated print. Its lightweight construction and gold hanging cord make it safe for households with pets or kids, while the edge-to-edge design keeps colors bright and true.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGive him a gift that keeps the conversation going and the holiday spirit alive. Its cheerful message will linger long after the tree is trimmed. Make it yours today.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA thoughtful pick for the dad who loves a good laugh, this ornament delivers a punchy reminder that puzzles are the better choice. It's wonderful for any home that values humor and a touch of irreverence.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCelebrate the holiday season with a gift that sparks conversation, ideal for Christmas parties or family gatherings. The bright, edge-to-edge print ensures it stands out on any tree or mantle, making it a memorable centerpiece for festive décor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this lightweight ornament resists breaking even in homes with curious pets or energetic kids. The gold cord makes hanging effortless and secure.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhen you hang it, the printed words 'puzzles because stabbing people is wrong' will crack a smile and remind everyone that kindness beats violence. It's a playful yet powerful statement for the whole family.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMake this witty keepsake yours and let the holiday spirit shine bright on your tree, while sharing a chuckle that reminds everyone that puzzles are the better choice. Add it to your collection and enjoy the laughter it brings each season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":67960866144365,"sku":"PTM-27-18-672609","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1348\/4785\/files\/oval_ornament_672609_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1794013172","url":"https:\/\/the-vip-emporium.com\/products\/christmas-ornament-for-him-gift-puzzles-stabbing-people-is-wrong","provider":"The VIP Emporium","version":"1.0","type":"link"}