{"product_id":"sturdy-crime-scene-technician-keepsake-christmas-ornament-for-him-gift","title":"Sturdy Crime Scene Technician Keepsake Christmas Ornament for Him Gift","description":"Picture a crime scene technician's desk suddenly brightened by a bold, humorous ornament that celebrates their profession. This white oval keepsake captures the job's spirit while adding a splash of color to any office or home. Its high-gloss finish ensures the printed quote remains sharp throughout the season, and the sturdy MDF base prevents wobbling daily.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade for the dedicated crime scene technician, this Christmas ornament is a standout gift for holidays, birthdays, or work anniversaries. Its festive gold cord and durable MDF construction keep it a prized display piece year after year. The ornament's smooth edges make it easy to hang, and its lightweight nature means it won't add extra strain to the tree.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe ornament measures 3.25 inches tall and 1\/8 inch thick, crafted from engineered wood with a high-gloss finish. Edge-to-edge sublimation printing delivers vivid colors that won't fade, while its lightweight design is safe for households with children or pets. Its edge-to-edge sublimation ensures no borders, giving a seamless look that enhances the overall aesthetic of the tree.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGive a crime scene technician a gift that speaks to their unique role and sense of humor. Let this ornament become a cherished holiday reminder of their hard work and dedication. Whether displayed near the desk or hung on the tree, it will spark conversation and bring a smile to anyone who sees it. Make it yours today.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA favorite among crime scene technicians, this ornament brings a playful edge to their office décor while celebrating their daily dedication with a bold, humorous statement that sparks conversation and smiles.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for holiday celebrations, this keepsake adds a unique twist to Christmas tree decorations, making a memorable gift that stands out among traditional ornaments and brings a touch of levity to the festive season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss finish, the oval shape measures 3.25 inches tall and 1\/8 inch thick; the edge-to-edge sublimation print delivers bright, vivid colors that last through countless holiday seasons.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhen the technician sees the printed words, 'Amazing fucking crime scene technician,' they'll feel a burst of pride and amusement, honoring their expertise in a light-hearted, memorable way.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMake it yours and let this unique ornament become a cherished part of their holiday traditions, adding a splash of humor to their workspace while creating a lasting, joyful memory for years to come.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":67955091865709,"sku":"PTM-27-18-611709","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1348\/4785\/files\/oval_ornament_611709_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1793926181","url":"https:\/\/the-vip-emporium.com\/products\/sturdy-crime-scene-technician-keepsake-christmas-ornament-for-him-gift","provider":"The VIP Emporium","version":"1.0","type":"link"}