{"product_id":"tattooed-dealer-christmas-ornament-gift-a-funny-keepsake-for-kids","title":"Tattooed Dealer Christmas Ornament Gift - A Funny Keepsake for Kids","description":"For those who love a bit of edgy humor, the holidays just got a whole lot more interesting. This oval Christmas ornament captures a playful spirit with the bold declaration, 'I'm A Tattooed Dealer. Just Like A Normal Dealer Except Much Hotter.' – guaranteeing a laugh and a memorable addition to any Christmas tree.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis funny ornament is ideal for friends, family members, or coworkers who appreciate a touch of irreverence. It's a great Christmas keepsake for those who love tattoos, a funny gift for a best friend, or a playful addition to your own holiday décor. Whether it's a gift from a significant other, a secret Santa exchange, or simply a treat for yourself, this ornament is sure to bring a smile.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCrafted from durable MDF and featuring a high-gloss plastic finish, this oval ornament is built to last, resisting breakage and maintaining its vibrant colors year after year. The included gold cord makes it easy to hang on any Christmas tree, adding a touch of festive charm to your holiday decorations. It's a lightweight and durable way to share a fun message with those near and dear.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis Christmas ornament is the ideal way to celebrate the season with a playful touch and create a lasting memory. Get one today and spread some laughter with a unique and fun holiday keepsake.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA playful surprise awaits when this ornament is unwrapped, sparking laughter and connection between a friend and their loved one—it's a truly unique present for the person who appreciates a little bit of cheeky humor and a memorable holiday keepsake.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMarking milestones and festive moments, this oval ornament makes a spirited addition to holiday celebrations—it's an excellent choice for Christmas, birthdays, or even a fun 'just because' gift that will stand out from the usual presents.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis oval ornament is crafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, measuring 3.25″ tall and 1\/8″ thick—vibrantly printed from edge-to-edge, it includes a gold cord for simple hanging and resists breaking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShare a moment of lighthearted fun with the recipient—it delivers a playful sentiment with the phrase, 'I'm a tattooed dealer. Just like a normal dealer except much hotter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePresent this amusing oval ornament to bring a smile and a touch of playful humor to their holiday display, creating a cherished memory that they'll treasure for years to come.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":67850723885165,"sku":"PTM-27-18-653078","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1348\/4785\/files\/oval_ornament_653078_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1792892250","url":"https:\/\/the-vip-emporium.com\/products\/tattooed-dealer-christmas-ornament-gift-a-funny-keepsake-for-kids","provider":"The VIP Emporium","version":"1.0","type":"link"}