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Auctioneer Gifts from Friends, Heart Ornament with 'Retired Auctioneer. Figure It Out Yourself.' Quote, Christmas Unique Gifts for Auctioneer or Men

Auctioneer Gifts from Friends, Heart Ornament with 'Retired Auctioneer. Figure It Out Yourself.' Quote, Christmas Unique Gifts for Auctioneer or Men

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Ornament Note: Ideal for seasonal display or year-round hanging. Hanging hardware (if included) will be noted in the description.
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Are you an Auctioneer enthusiast or looking for a unique gift for the Auctioneer in your life? Look no further! This retired Auctioneer's heart ornament is a thoughtful way to celebrate their love for the auction business. The quote 'Retired Auctioneer. Figure It Out Yourself.' is a humorous nod to the often-quoted phrase 'figure it out yourself' that's familiar to Auctioneers and their fans.

This heart-shaped ornament is crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring it will withstand the test of time. The vibrant colors are printed from edge-to-edge via Sublimation, making it a beautiful addition to your Christmas decorations. The lightweight design is also resistant to breaking, making it a great choice for households with children or pets.

This unique gift is sure to delight any Auctioneer, whether it's a Christmas gift for a colleague, a birthday present for a friend, or simply a token of appreciation for their dedication to the auction business. Whether you're an Auctioneer yourself or just appreciate the energy and excitement of the auction world, this heart ornament is a thoughtful way to show your appreciation. So why wait? Give the gift of humor and nostalgia this Christmas and order your retired Auctioneer heart ornament today!
  • A unique and thoughtful gift for the auctioneer in your life, made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish
  • Features a vibrant and humorous quote 'Retired Auctioneer. Figure It Out Yourself.' that's sure to bring a smile to their face
  • Lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it perfect for households with children or pets
  • Ships with a festive gold cord for easy hanging, perfect for stress-free decorating
  • Don't miss out and make it a holiday to remember - a thoughtful and humorous gift for any occasion!
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