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Author Keychain Gifts from Friends to Graduates, Funny Quote I May Be An Author, But I Can't Fix Stupid People.

Author Keychain Gifts from Friends to Graduates, Funny Quote I May Be An Author, But I Can't Fix Stupid People.

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Are you searching for a unique gift for an author or someone who loves to read? Look no further! This funny keychain is the perfect way to show your appreciation and add a touch of humor to their daily routine. Made from high-quality stainless steel, this keychain is highly resistant to rust, corrosion, and discoloration, ensuring it will remain a stylish accessory for years to come.

As an author themselves, they know that writing is all about expressing oneself and sharing one's thoughts and ideas with the world. But sometimes, even the best authors can't fix stupid people. This witty quote is a humorous reminder that even the most talented writers can't control everything that happens in the world.

Whether you're a book lover or just a friend looking for a thoughtful gift, this keychain is sure to bring a smile to their face. It's the perfect way to show your appreciation for their love of reading and writing.

So why wait? Order this unique keychain today and make a memorable gift for the author in your life.
  • This funny keychain is a unique gift for authors, book lovers, or anyone who appreciates a good quote. It's made from high-quality stainless steel and features an engraved message that's sure to bring a smile to their face.
  • As an author themselves, they know that writing is all about expressing oneself and sharing one's thoughts and ideas with the world. This keychain is a thoughtful reminder of the importance of writing and the power of words.
  • The keychain is highly resistant to rust, corrosion, and discoloration, ensuring it will remain a stylish accessory for years to come. It's the perfect way to show your appreciation for their love of reading and writing.
  • This keychain is a great way to add a touch of humor to their daily routine. Whether you're a book lover or just a friend looking for a thoughtful gift, this keychain is sure to bring a smile to their face.
  • Order this unique keychain today and make a memorable gift for the author in your life. It's the perfect way to show your appreciation and add a touch of humor to their daily routine. Give it to them as a gift and watch them smile!
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