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Detective Gifts from Friends - Funny Oval Ornament for Christmas, I May Be A Detective, But I Can't Fix Stupid People Gifts for Him, 3.25" Tall, Durable MDF with Gold Cord, Unique Detective Present

Detective Gifts from Friends - Funny Oval Ornament for Christmas, I May Be A Detective, But I Can't Fix Stupid People Gifts for Him, 3.25" Tall, Durable MDF with Gold Cord, Unique Detective Present

$18.95 USD
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Are you a fan of detectives or know someone who is? This funny oval ornament is the ideal gift for the holiday season! Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, it's lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it a great choice for households with children or pets.

Imagine the look on your detective's face when they receive this unique and humorous gift. The quote 'I May Be A Detective, But I Can't Fix Stupid People' is the perfect addition to their holiday decor. It's a great way to add some humor and personality to their Christmas tree or mantel.

This oval ornament makes a thoughtful gift for detectives, friends, and family. It's a unique and quirky present that's sure to bring a smile to their face. So why settle for a boring, generic gift when you can give something that's truly special?

Don't miss out and make this holiday season one to remember!
  • This funny oval ornament is the ideal gift for detectives, friends, and family, with a unique and humorous quote that's sure to bring a smile to their face
  • Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, it's lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it a great choice for households with children or pets
  • The quote 'I May Be A Detective, But I Can't Fix Stupid People' is the perfect addition to their holiday decor, adding a touch of humor and personality to their Christmas tree or mantel
  • This oval ornament is a thoughtful and unique gift that's sure to stand out from the crowd, making it a great choice for those who appreciate a good sense of humor
  • Don't miss out and make this holiday season one to remember, with a gift that's sure to delight and entertain

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Is this a good gift?
Yes — everything at The VIP Emporium is designed with gifting in mind: fun, meaningful, and made to bring a smile.
What will I receive?
You’ll receive the item shown on this product page (plus any options you select). If your product has variants (size/color/style), your chosen variant is what we’ll produce and ship.
What is it made from?
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How long does shipping take?
Most items are made to order. Production time is typically a few business days, then shipping time depends on your location. You’ll see the latest delivery estimate at checkout.
Can I return or exchange it?
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