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Funny Agent Gifts from Men for Agents, 'Don't Trust An Agent That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot' Star Ornament, Christmas Unique Agent Star Decorations

Funny Agent Gifts from Men for Agents, 'Don't Trust An Agent That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot' Star Ornament, Christmas Unique Agent Star Decorations

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Only the Best for Our VIPs

At The VIP Emporium, quality isn’t optional—it’s our standard. Every product is carefully crafted using premium materials and made to order with love (and a dash of sass). Because you deserve the best—and nothing less.

Proudly Printed in the USA

All of our products are printed and shipped right here in the USA using trusted fulfillment partners. That means faster delivery, top-tier quality, and support for local production—win, win, win!

Your Happiness = Our Priority

We're not happy unless you are! At The VIP Emporium, we go the extra mile to make sure every order brings a smile. From quality checks to friendly support, we're here to make your shopping experience as smooth as your morning coffee.

Ornament Note: Ideal for seasonal display or year-round hanging. Hanging hardware (if included) will be noted in the description.
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Gift-worthy (without overthinking it)

A fun, thoughtful pick for birthdays, Christmas, milestones, and “just because”.

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Made to last

Produced using durable materials and quality-checked before dispatch.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Is this a good gift?
Yes — everything at The VIP Emporium is designed with gifting in mind: fun, meaningful, and made to bring a smile.
What will I receive?
You’ll receive the item shown on this product page (plus any options you select). If your product has variants (size/color/style), your chosen variant is what we’ll produce and ship.
What is it made from?
Materials vary by product type. We use durable, high-quality materials appropriate for the item. Any specific material details provided above apply to this listing.
How long does shipping take?
Most items are made to order. Production time is typically a few business days, then shipping time depends on your location. You’ll see the latest delivery estimate at checkout.
Can I return or exchange it?
If there’s any issue with your order, contact us and we’ll help. For personalised or custom items, return eligibility can differ — please check our store policies for details.
Who do I contact if I need help?
Reach out via the contact details on our site — we’re friendly, fast, and unusually invested in getting it right.

Tip: For the most accurate details, always check the product description and variant selections above.

Are you an Agent enthusiast or looking for a unique gift for a special Agent in your life? Then you've come to the right place!

Imagine a funny and inspirational message on a beautifully crafted star-shaped ornament that will make anyone laugh and think. This 'Don't Trust An Agent That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot' Star Ornament is the perfect way to show your appreciation and gratitude for all that Agents do. Whether it's for a coworker, family member, or friend, this gift is sure to bring a smile to their face and a twinkle to their eye.

Our Star Ornament is made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring long-lasting designs and vibrant colors. It's also lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it a great choice for households with children or pets. Plus, it ships with a festive gold cord for easy hanging, perfect for stress-free decorating.

So why not treat the Agents in your life to a gift that's out of this world? Don't miss out and make their Christmas a little brighter!
  • Make any Agent's day with this funny and inspirational Star Ornament that says 'Don't Trust An Agent That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot'. Perfect for Agents of all ages and backgrounds, this gift is sure to bring a smile to their face and a twinkle to their eye.
  • Our Star Ornament is carefully crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring long-lasting designs and vibrant colors. It's also lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it a great choice for households with children or pets.
  • This 'Don't Trust An Agent That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot' Star Ornament is the perfect way to show your appreciation and gratitude for all that Agents do. Whether it's for a coworker, family member, or friend, this gift is sure to be a hit.
  • Easy to hang and decorate, our Star Ornament ships with a festive gold cord. Perfect for stress-free decorating, this gift is sure to be a crowd-pleaser.
  • Give the gift of laughter and inspiration to the Agents in your life. Don't miss out and make their Christmas a little brighter with this funny and inspirational Star Ornament!
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