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Funny Assistant Gifts from Men to Assistants - Don't Trust An Assistant That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say 'F--k A Lot' Black Coffee Mug for Assistants Christmas Unique Gifts

Funny Assistant Gifts from Men to Assistants - Don't Trust An Assistant That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say 'F--k A Lot' Black Coffee Mug for Assistants Christmas Unique Gifts

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Only the Best for Our VIPs

At The VIP Emporium, quality isn’t optional—it’s our standard. Every product is carefully crafted using premium materials and made to order with love (and a dash of sass). Because you deserve the best—and nothing less.

Proudly Printed in the USA

All of our products are printed and shipped right here in the USA using trusted fulfillment partners. That means faster delivery, top-tier quality, and support for local production—win, win, win!

Your Happiness = Our Priority

We're not happy unless you are! At The VIP Emporium, we go the extra mile to make sure every order brings a smile. From quality checks to friendly support, we're here to make your shopping experience as smooth as your morning coffee.

Mug Care: Dishwasher/microwave info will be listed in the description when applicable. Hand-washing helps preserve print quality.
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Gift-worthy (without overthinking it)

A fun, thoughtful pick for birthdays, Christmas, milestones, and “just because”.

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Produced using durable materials and quality-checked before dispatch.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Is this a good gift?
Yes — everything at The VIP Emporium is designed with gifting in mind: fun, meaningful, and made to bring a smile.
What will I receive?
You’ll receive the item shown on this product page (plus any options you select). If your product has variants (size/color/style), your chosen variant is what we’ll produce and ship.
What is it made from?
Materials vary by product type. We use durable, high-quality materials appropriate for the item. Any specific material details provided above apply to this listing.
How long does shipping take?
Most items are made to order. Production time is typically a few business days, then shipping time depends on your location. You’ll see the latest delivery estimate at checkout.
Can I return or exchange it?
If there’s any issue with your order, contact us and we’ll help. For personalised or custom items, return eligibility can differ — please check our store policies for details.
Who do I contact if I need help?
Reach out via the contact details on our site — we’re friendly, fast, and unusually invested in getting it right.

Tip: For the most accurate details, always check the product description and variant selections above.

Are you an Assistant enthusiast or looking for a gift for that special Assistant in your life? This Christmas, get your loved one a Black Coffee Mug with a quote that says it all - 'Don't Trust An Assistant That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot'. This isn't just any coffee mug; it's a symbol of appreciation for the hard work and dedication of your Assistant.

Our Assistant Black Coffee Mug is made of high-quality ceramic, available in 11oz and 15oz capacities, and is microwave and dishwasher safe. Whether you're sipping on a hot cup of coffee or enjoying a cold brew, this mug is the perfect companion for your daily Assistant routine.

The quote on this mug is a tongue-in-cheek reminder of the importance of a good Assistant. It's a gift that says, 'I know you're doing a great job, and I appreciate all your hard work.' The recipient will love the humor and thoughtfulness behind this gift, and it will surely brighten up their day this Christmas.

So why not get your loved one an Assistant Black Coffee Mug this Christmas? It's a gift that will show your appreciation and make their day a little brighter. Don't miss out and make it a Christmas to remember for your Assistant!
  • Make every day a little brighter with our Funny 'Don't Trust An Assistant That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say 'F--k A Lot'' Black Coffee Mug. This ceramic mug is made from high-quality materials and is dishwasher and microwave safe, making it the perfect size for any coffee lover. Available in black with a capacity of 11oz or 15oz, it's the perfect way to show your Assistant that you care.
  • Gift this to your Assistant, men, or women and experience the joy of giving a unique and funny gift. Whether it's Christmas, a birthday, or just because, this Black Coffee Mug is the perfect way to brighten up their day.
  • Our Funny 'Don't Trust An Assistant That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say 'F--k A Lot'' Black Coffee Mug is the perfect way to add some humor to their day. Whether it's a Christmas gift or just a fun way to start their day, this mug is sure to bring a smile to their face.
  • Show your Assistant that you appreciate them with our Funny 'Don't Trust An Assistant That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say 'F--k A Lot'' Black Coffee Mug. This ceramic mug is built to last and is easy to clean and use, making it the ideal gift for any occasion.
  • Don't miss out and show your Assistant that you care! Our Funny 'Don't Trust An Assistant That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say 'F--k A Lot'' Black Coffee Mug is the ideal gift for any Assistant, and with its unique design, it's a gift they'll treasure for years to come.
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