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Funny Assistant Principal Gift for Christmas - 'Retired, Figure It Out Yourself.' Star Ornament for Women, Men, Coworkers, or Family

Funny Assistant Principal Gift for Christmas - 'Retired, Figure It Out Yourself.' Star Ornament for Women, Men, Coworkers, or Family

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Ornament Note: Ideal for seasonal display or year-round hanging. Hanging hardware (if included) will be noted in the description.
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Are you looking for a unique and humorous gift for the Assistant Principal in your life? This 'Retired, Figure It Out Yourself.' Star Ornament is the perfect way to show your appreciation for their hard work and dedication. Made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this ornament is lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it a great choice for households with children or pets. The vibrant colors and festive design will add a touch of humor and personality to your holiday decorations.

As a retired Assistant Principal, they deserve a break from figuring things out. This ornament is a lighthearted way to poke fun at the challenges of the job. Whether you're looking for a gift for a woman, man, coworker, or family member, this ornament is sure to bring a smile to their face.

Add this funny Assistant Principal gift to your Christmas decorations and enjoy the laughs and memories it brings. Don't settle for boring gifts - choose a unique and humorous way to show your appreciation for the Assistant Principal in your life.

So why wait? Order this 'Retired, Figure It Out Yourself.' Star Ornament today and make it a holiday season to remember!",
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  • A humorous and unique gift for Assistant Principals, perfect for the holiday season
  • Made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for long-lasting designs
  • Vibrantly printed from edge-to-edge via Sublimation, ensuring bright, vivid colors
  • A great choice for households with children or pets, thanks to its lightweight and break-resistant design
  • Add a touch of humor to your holiday decorations and show your appreciation for the Assistant Principal in your life
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