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Funny Author Quote Gifts, Glide lock Clasp Bracelet for Authors, Don't Trust an Author Quote Black Stainless Steel Adjustable Bracelet, Gifts from Friends for Christmas

Funny Author Quote Gifts, Glide lock Clasp Bracelet for Authors, Don't Trust an Author Quote Black Stainless Steel Adjustable Bracelet, Gifts from Friends for Christmas

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Are you a bookworm who can't get enough of that next great read? Do you admire Authors who speak their minds and aren't afraid to say what's on their hearts?

Then you'll love this gift for the Author in your life - a stylish Glide lock Clasp Bracelet featuring the quote 'Don't Trust An Author That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot'. This isn't just any Author, this is someone who lives and breathes words, and this gift is the perfect way to show your appreciation for all that they do.

But what makes this Glide lock Clasp Bracelet so special? For starters, it's crafted from high-quality materials like silver, black stainless steel, and silicone, ensuring it will withstand even the toughest of writing sessions. The adjustable design means it fits any wrist, and the premium packaging is the perfect touch for any gift-giving occasion.

Whether you're shopping for the Author who's always on the go, or the one who likes to stay cozy at home, this Glide lock Clasp Bracelet is the perfect fit. It's a great Christmas gift idea, and the quote is sure to bring a smile to their face. So why not treat the Author in your life to this amazing piece of jewelry, and show them just how much you care about their craft.
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