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Funny Carpenter Gifts from Men to Friends - 'Don't Trust A Carpenter' Circle Ornament, Christmas Unique Decorations for Home, Office, Workshop

Funny Carpenter Gifts from Men to Friends - 'Don't Trust A Carpenter' Circle Ornament, Christmas Unique Decorations for Home, Office, Workshop

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At The VIP Emporium, quality isn’t optional—it’s our standard. Every product is carefully crafted using premium materials and made to order with love (and a dash of sass). Because you deserve the best—and nothing less.

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Ornament Note: Ideal for seasonal display or year-round hanging. Hanging hardware (if included) will be noted in the description.
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A fun, thoughtful pick for birthdays, Christmas, milestones, and “just because”.

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Is this a good gift?
Yes — everything at The VIP Emporium is designed with gifting in mind: fun, meaningful, and made to bring a smile.
What will I receive?
You’ll receive the item shown on this product page (plus any options you select). If your product has variants (size/color/style), your chosen variant is what we’ll produce and ship.
What is it made from?
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How long does shipping take?
Most items are made to order. Production time is typically a few business days, then shipping time depends on your location. You’ll see the latest delivery estimate at checkout.
Can I return or exchange it?
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Who do I contact if I need help?
Reach out via the contact details on our site — we’re friendly, fast, and unusually invested in getting it right.

Tip: For the most accurate details, always check the product description and variant selections above.

If you're a fellow Carpenter, you'll appreciate this funny Christmas ornament that says 'Don't Trust A Carpenter That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot'.

This smart quote is a great conversation starter for any Carpenter enthusiast or coffee lover in your life. It's a unique gift idea for Christmas or any occasion when you want to show your love for a Carpenter.

This Circle Ornament is crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, making it long-lasting and resistant to fading. The vibrant colors are printed from edge-to-edge via Sublimation, ensuring a bright and vivid look. It's lightweight and easy to hang, making it perfect for households with children or pets.

Buy this funny Christmas ornament for your favorite Carpenter and bring a smile to their face. It's a great gift for Christmas, a birthday, or any occasion when you want to show your appreciation for a hardworking Carpenter who loves coffee and a good curse word.
  • This 'Don't Trust A Carpenter' Circle Ornament is the ideal gift for any Carpenter enthusiast. Made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, it's lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it a great choice for households with children or pets. It's a unique and thoughtful gift that will bring a smile to their face and remind them of you every time they look at it.
  • Our Circle Ornament is a fun and quirky way to acknowledge the Carpenter in your life and remind them that 'Don't Trust A Carpenter' who doesn't drink coffee and say F*ck a lot! It's a great conversation starter and will add some personality to any home, office, or workshop.
  • This Circle Ornament is made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring a long-lasting and vibrant design. It's a great way to show off your sense of humor and appreciation for the Carpenter in your life.
  • Whether you're looking for a gift for a friend, family member, or coworker, our Circle Ornament is the perfect choice. It's a unique and thoughtful gift that will bring a smile to their face and remind them of you every time they look at it.
  • Order your 'Don't Trust A Carpenter' Circle Ornament today and make the Carpenter in your life smile. It's a great way to add some personality to your home, office, or workshop and show off your sense of humor. Don't wait any longer, order now and make their day a little brighter!
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