Funny Christmas Unique Gifts from Friends to Assistant - Two Tone Coffee Mug - 'Don't Trust An Assistant' Quote

$25.95 USD

Sale Sold out

Taxes included. Shipping calculated at checkout.

Color White/Black White/Red White/Navy White/Pink

Size 11oz

Quantity

Printed in and Shipped from USA - Quality Products - Satisfaction Guarantee

Only the Best for Our VIPs

At The VIP Emporium, quality isn’t optional—it’s our standard. Every product is carefully crafted using premium materials and made to order with love (and a dash of sass). Because you deserve the best—and nothing less.

Proudly Printed in the USA

All of our products are printed and shipped right here in the USA using trusted fulfillment partners. That means faster delivery, top-tier quality, and support for local production—win, win, win!

Your Happiness = Our Priority

We're not happy unless you are! At The VIP Emporium, we go the extra mile to make sure every order brings a smile. From quality checks to friendly support, we're here to make your shopping experience as smooth as your morning coffee.

Mug Care: Dishwasher/microwave info will be listed in the description when applicable. Hand-washing helps preserve print quality.

🎁

Gift-worthy (without overthinking it)

A fun, thoughtful pick for birthdays, Christmas, milestones, and “just because”.

🛠️

Made to last

Produced using durable materials and quality-checked before dispatch.

✅

Shop with confidence

Secure checkout, clear tracking, and support if you need a human (we have those).

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this a good gift?

Yes — everything at The VIP Emporium is designed with gifting in mind: fun, meaningful, and made to bring a smile.

What will I receive?

You’ll receive the item shown on this product page (plus any options you select). If your product has variants (size/color/style), your chosen variant is what we’ll produce and ship.

What is it made from?

Materials vary by product type. We use durable, high-quality materials appropriate for the item. Any specific material details provided above apply to this listing.

How long does shipping take?

Most items are made to order. Production time is typically a few business days, then shipping time depends on your location. You’ll see the latest delivery estimate at checkout.

Can I return or exchange it?

If there’s any issue with your order, contact us and we’ll help. For personalised or custom items, return eligibility can differ — please check our store policies for details.

Who do I contact if I need help?

Reach out via the contact details on our site — we’re friendly, fast, and unusually invested in getting it right.

Tip: For the most accurate details, always check the product description and variant selections above.

Get your hands on this hilarious Assistant Two Tone Coffee Mug for Christmas! This mug features the quote 'Don't Trust An Assistant That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot', which is sure to bring a smile to the face of any Assistant enthusiast.

This unique gift is ideal for gifting to your favorite Assistant, whether it's a coworker, friend, or family member. The Two Tone Coffee Mug is made from ceramic and has an 11oz capacity, making it perfect for sipping your morning coffee or afternoon tea. It's also microwave and dishwasher safe, so you can easily clean and reuse it.

The quote on this mug is sure to resonate with anyone who's ever worked with an Assistant. It's a lighthearted way to poke fun at the idea of an Assistant that doesn't drink coffee and swear, and it's sure to start some interesting conversations. Whether you're looking for a funny gift for Christmas or just want to add some humor to your office, this mug is a great choice.

So why settle for a boring gift when you can give your favorite Assistant something that's truly unique? Order this Two Tone Coffee Mug today and make their Christmas a little brighter!

Our Funny Christmas Gifts from Friends to Assistant - Two Tone Coffee Mug is the ideal gift for any Assistant who loves to drink coffee and appreciate a good sense of humor. With its two-tone design and humorous quote, it's sure to bring a smile to their face. And with its high-quality ceramic construction, it's sturdy and long-lasting.
This gift is a unique and thoughtful way to show your Assistant how much you care. Whether you're looking for a birthday gift, a holiday gift, or just a way to say thank you, our Funny Christmas Gifts from Friends to Assistant - Two Tone Coffee Mug is a great choice.
Our Two Tone Coffee Mug is made from high-quality ceramic and is both microwave and dishwasher safe. This means that it's easy to clean and maintain, making it a great choice for busy Assistants on-the-go.
The 'Don't Trust An Assistant That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot' quote on our Funny Christmas Gifts from Friends to Assistant - Two Tone Coffee Mug is sure to bring a smile to any Assistant's face. It's a humorous and relatable quote that's perfect for any coffee lover.
Order our Funny Christmas Gifts from Friends to Assistant - Two Tone Coffee Mug today and make this holiday season one to remember! Whether you're shopping for a coworker, friend, or family member, this gift is a great choice.