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Funny Computer Programmer Gifts, Oval Ornament, 'I'm Not Arguing, Just Explaining' Quote, for Men, Christmas Unique Gifts from Friends

Funny Computer Programmer Gifts, Oval Ornament, 'I'm Not Arguing, Just Explaining' Quote, for Men, Christmas Unique Gifts from Friends

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Ornament Note: Ideal for seasonal display or year-round hanging. Hanging hardware (if included) will be noted in the description.
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Are you a computer programmer looking for a unique gift? Or maybe you're a friend or family member searching for a thoughtful present for the coding enthusiast in your life? Look no further! This funny oval ornament is the perfect way to show your appreciation for their hard work and dedication to their craft. The quote 'I'm not arguing, just explaining' is a humorous nod to the stereotype of programmers being argumentative, but it's also a relatable phrase for anyone who's ever had to explain their code to someone who doesn't understand. Made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this ornament is lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it a great choice for households with children or pets. It's also easy to hang thanks to the included festive gold cord. Whether you're a computer programmer or just appreciate their work, this ornament is a thoughtful and unique gift for any occasion. So why wait? Get yours today and show your love and appreciation for the programmer in your life!

  • This funny oval ornament is a unique and thoughtful gift for any computer programmer, making it a perfect present for coworkers, friends, or family members
  • The quote 'I'm not arguing, just explaining' is a humorous nod to the stereotype of programmers being argumentative, but it's also a relatable phrase for anyone who's ever had to explain their code to someone who doesn't understand
  • Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this ornament is lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it a great choice for households with children or pets
  • The included festive gold cord makes it easy to hang this ornament, perfect for stress-free decorating
  • Give the gift of laughter and appreciation to the programmer in your life - order this ornament today!
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