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Funny Court Reporter Gifts from Friends and Family - Heart Ornament with 'Don't Trust A Court Reporter That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot' Quote, Perfect for Christmas Memorable Presents

Funny Court Reporter Gifts from Friends and Family - Heart Ornament with 'Don't Trust A Court Reporter That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot' Quote, Perfect for Christmas Memorable Presents

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How long does shipping take?
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Can I return or exchange it?
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Who do I contact if I need help?
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