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Funny Database Administrator Gifts, Heart Ornament with Sarcasm Quote, Gifts from Friends to Coworkers, Christmas Unique Gifts for Men

Funny Database Administrator Gifts, Heart Ornament with Sarcasm Quote, Gifts from Friends to Coworkers, Christmas Unique Gifts for Men

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Get ready to celebrate the holiday season with a Database Administrator-themed heart ornament that's sure to bring a smile to the face of any data geek.

This heart ornament features the quote 'I'm A Database Administrator. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity.' - a witty remark that's sure to resonate with fellow database administrators. Whether you're a seasoned DBA or just starting out, this ornament is the perfect way to showcase your love for the world of databases.

The ornament itself is crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring it will withstand the rigors of daily use. Its vibrant colors are achieved through sublimation printing, resulting in a bright and eye-catching design. Plus, its lightweight construction makes it easy to hang in any room of the house. And with a festive gold cord included, you can easily hang it on the Christmas tree or a wall without any hassle.

Whether you're shopping for yourself or a loved one, this Database Administrator heart ornament is sure to delight. So why wait? Don't miss out and get ready to deck the halls with your favorite data-themed holiday decoration.
  • This Funny Heart Ornament is the ideal gift for Database Administrators, made from sturdy MDF and printed with a high-gloss finish, ensuring long-lasting and vibrant designs. Its lightweight design and resistance to breaking make it ideal for households with children or pets. This ornament is a great way to show your appreciation for the Database Administrators in your life, whether you're looking for a gift for a man or woman.
  • The unique design and humorous quote of this Funny Heart Ornament make it a great conversation starter. Its sarcastic design will surely bring a smile to the face of any Database Administrator, making it a great way to add some humor to your office decor or give as a gift to your coworkers.
  • This Funny Heart Ornament is a great way to add some personality to your office or home decor. Its unique design and humorous quote make it a great way to show your appreciation for the Database Administrators in your life. Whether you're looking for a gift for a man or woman, this ornament is the perfect choice.
  • The high-quality materials and unique design of this Funny Heart Ornament make it a great addition to any office or home decor. Its lightweight design and resistance to breaking make it ideal for households with children or pets, and its sarcastic design will surely bring a smile to the face of any Database Administrator.
  • Don't miss out on this opportunity to make someone's Christmas a little brighter. Order this Funny Heart Ornament today and give the gift of humor and appreciation to the Database Administrators in your life. This ornament is a great way to show your appreciation and add some personality to your office or home decor.
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