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Funny Database Administrator Heart Ornament Gifts from Friends for Christmas - Gifts for Database Administrator

Funny Database Administrator Heart Ornament Gifts from Friends for Christmas - Gifts for Database Administrator

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At The VIP Emporium, quality isn’t optional—it’s our standard. Every product is carefully crafted using premium materials and made to order with love (and a dash of sass). Because you deserve the best—and nothing less.

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All of our products are printed and shipped right here in the USA using trusted fulfillment partners. That means faster delivery, top-tier quality, and support for local production—win, win, win!

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We're not happy unless you are! At The VIP Emporium, we go the extra mile to make sure every order brings a smile. From quality checks to friendly support, we're here to make your shopping experience as smooth as your morning coffee.

Ornament Note: Ideal for seasonal display or year-round hanging. Hanging hardware (if included) will be noted in the description.
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Gift-worthy (without overthinking it)

A fun, thoughtful pick for birthdays, Christmas, milestones, and “just because”.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Is this a good gift?
Yes — everything at The VIP Emporium is designed with gifting in mind: fun, meaningful, and made to bring a smile.
What will I receive?
You’ll receive the item shown on this product page (plus any options you select). If your product has variants (size/color/style), your chosen variant is what we’ll produce and ship.
What is it made from?
Materials vary by product type. We use durable, high-quality materials appropriate for the item. Any specific material details provided above apply to this listing.
How long does shipping take?
Most items are made to order. Production time is typically a few business days, then shipping time depends on your location. You’ll see the latest delivery estimate at checkout.
Can I return or exchange it?
If there’s any issue with your order, contact us and we’ll help. For personalised or custom items, return eligibility can differ — please check our store policies for details.
Who do I contact if I need help?
Reach out via the contact details on our site — we’re friendly, fast, and unusually invested in getting it right.

Tip: For the most accurate details, always check the product description and variant selections above.

Are you a fan of Database Administrators or looking for a unique gift for the DBA in your life? Look no further! This Heart Ornament quote 'I Am A Database Administrator. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.' is a hilarious and relatable gift for anyone who loves to geek out about databases.

The Heart Ornament is made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring it will last for years to come. The vibrant Sublimation printing brings the quote to life, making it a beautiful addition to any Christmas tree or office decor. Whether you're a seasoned DBA or just starting out, this ornament will bring a smile to your face and remind you of the importance of a good database administrator.

The Database Administrator in your life will appreciate the thought and personality behind this gift. It's a unique way to show your appreciation for their hard work and dedication to keeping your data safe. Whether it's a Christmas gift, a birthday present, or just a fun way to celebrate a job well done, this Heart Ornament is the perfect way to show your DBA how much you care.

So why wait? Get your Heart Ornament today and show the Database Administrator in your life how much you value their skills and sense of humor. It's a gift that will be cherished for years to come, and a fun way to celebrate the holiday season.
  • Our Funny Database Administrator Heart Ornament is a heartwarming gift for any Database Administrator on your list. It's a unique and thoughtful way to show your appreciation for their hard work and dedication. The ornament is crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring long-lasting designs and vibrant colors. It's lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it a great choice for households with children or pets.
  • This Funny Database Administrator Heart Ornament is perfect for anyone who loves coding and data analysis. It's a fun and unique way to show off your love of 'I Am A Database Administrator. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.' and Database Administration. The festive gold cord makes it easy to hang, perfect for stress-free decorating.
  • Our Funny Database Administrator Heart Ornament is a great gift for Database Administrators of all levels. Whether you're looking for a gift for a colleague, friend, or family member, this ornament is sure to bring a smile to their face. It's a thoughtful and personalized gift that will be treasured for years to come.
  • Our Funny Database Administrator Heart Ornament is a fun and unique way to add some personality to any home or office. It's a great conversation starter and a thoughtful way to show your appreciation for someone's hard work and dedication.
  • So why not get your Funny Database Administrator Heart Ornament today and make someone's day a little brighter? It's a great gift for any Database Administrator and is sure to be treasured for years to come!
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