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Funny Database Administrator Heart Ornament Gifts from Friends to Friends, 'I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.' for Christmas

Funny Database Administrator Heart Ornament Gifts from Friends to Friends, 'I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.' for Christmas

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Ornament Note: Ideal for seasonal display or year-round hanging. Hanging hardware (if included) will be noted in the description.
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A fun, thoughtful pick for birthdays, Christmas, milestones, and “just because”.

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Is this a good gift?
Yes — everything at The VIP Emporium is designed with gifting in mind: fun, meaningful, and made to bring a smile.
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You’ll receive the item shown on this product page (plus any options you select). If your product has variants (size/color/style), your chosen variant is what we’ll produce and ship.
What is it made from?
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How long does shipping take?
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Can I return or exchange it?
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Who do I contact if I need help?
Reach out via the contact details on our site — we’re friendly, fast, and unusually invested in getting it right.

Tip: For the most accurate details, always check the product description and variant selections above.

Are you a Database Administrator looking for a unique and humorous way to celebrate the holiday season? Look no further! Our Database Administrator Heart Ornament is the ideal gift for you or a loved one who understands the importance of a well-organized database. The quote 'Database Administrator. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.' is a hilarious and relatable addition to your Christmas decorations, reminding you that sometimes it's necessary to explain the reasoning behind your database decisions.

This heart-shaped ornament is crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring a long-lasting design that will withstand the rigors of the holiday season. The vibrant colors are printed edge-to-edge via Sublimation, making this ornament a standout on your Christmas tree or mantle.

The Database Administrator in your life will appreciate the thought and humor behind this unique gift, making it a great choice for colleagues, friends, or family members who share your passion for database management. Whether you're giving or receiving this ornament, it's sure to bring a smile to your face and a touch of humor to your holiday celebrations.

Add some humor and personality to your Christmas decor with our Database Administrator Heart Ornament. Don't miss out and get ready to explain why you're right!
  • A unique and thoughtful gift for any Database Administrator that will show your appreciation for their hard work and dedication
  • Made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this ornament is lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it a great choice for households with children or pets
  • The vibrant colors and funny quote will bring a smile to their face on Christmas morning
  • The festive gold cord makes it easy to hang, and the bright colors will add a pop of color to any room
  • Don't miss out and show your favorite Database Administrator that you care about their expertise and dedication, and make this Christmas one to remember
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