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Funny Database Administrator Star Ornament Gifts for Men Women Friends Family - I'm A Database Administrator. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity.

Funny Database Administrator Star Ornament Gifts for Men Women Friends Family - I'm A Database Administrator. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity.

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Are you a fellow Database Administrator or know one who is the unsung hero behind your favorite apps and websites? If so, this Christmas star ornament is a great gift idea. The quote
  • This funny star ornament is designed to bring a smile to the face of any Database Administrator, featuring the quote 'I'm A Database Administrator. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity.' The star shape adds a fun and playful touch to their workspace.
  • Made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this star ornament is lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it perfect for households with children or pets. The vibrant colors ensure it will last for years to come.
  • The festive gold cord that comes with it makes it easy to hang on your Christmas tree or in your office. This gift is perfect for anyone who loves to laugh and has a good sense of humor.
  • Whether you're shopping for a gift for a Database Administrator, a man, a woman, a friend, or a family member, this funny star ornament is the perfect choice. It's a great way to bring some humor and fun to their day.
  • Don't miss out on this opportunity to make the Database Administrator in your life's Christmas a little brighter. Don't miss out and get ready to see the smile on their face when they receive this funny star ornament.
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