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Funny DBA Gifts for Database Administrator Friends - Valentine's Unique Ideas for Office Mates

Funny DBA Gifts for Database Administrator Friends - Valentine's Unique Ideas for Office Mates

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Attention all Database Administrator enthusiasts and those looking for a unique gift for the tech-savvy person in their life!

This I Am A Database Administrator. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong. camping mug is the perfect way to express your love and appreciation for the Database Administrator in your life. Whether it's Valentine's or just a regular day, this funny mug is sure to bring a smile to their face.

The 12 oz stainless steel mug with enamel finish is not only sturdy but also comfortable to hold and use. The permanent printing won't fade after washing, making it a great investment for any Database Administrator. The hand washing with mild detergent recommended is a simple way to keep the mug in great condition, just like how a Database Administrator keeps their database in great condition. This gift is ideal for Valentine's, birthdays, or any other occasion where you want to show your appreciation for someone's love of databases.

Order this I Am A Database Administrator. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong. camping mug today and show the Database Administrator in your life that you care about their interests and passions. Make it a memorable Valentine's or gift-giving occasion with this unique and thoughtful present.
  • A funny and unique gift for any Database Administrator, perfect for Valentine's. Made of high-quality stainless steel with an enamel finish, this 12 oz mug is both sturdy and aesthetically pleasing.
  • The permanent printing ensures that the quote will not fade after washing, making it a long-lasting and thoughtful gift. Hand washing with mild detergent is recommended for this lovely mug.
  • As a gift for a Database Administrator, this Camping Mug is sure to bring a smile to their face. Whether it's a coworker, a friend, or a family member, this gift is ideal for Valentine's.
  • The sender of this gift will be appreciated by the recipient, who will cherish this lovely mug for years to come. It's a gift that says, 'I care about you and your sense of humor.'
  • Get your hands on this 'I Am A Database Administrator. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.' Camping Mug today and make someone's Valentine's a little brighter. Show your love and appreciation for the Database Administrators in your life with this thoughtful and funny gift.
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