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Funny Developer Gifts for Men, Glide lock Clasp Bracelet with Quote 'Don't Trust A Developer That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot', Christmas Unique Gifts from Friends

Funny Developer Gifts for Men, Glide lock Clasp Bracelet with Quote 'Don't Trust A Developer That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot', Christmas Unique Gifts from Friends

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At The VIP Emporium, quality isn’t optional—it’s our standard. Every product is carefully crafted using premium materials and made to order with love (and a dash of sass). Because you deserve the best—and nothing less.

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All of our products are printed and shipped right here in the USA using trusted fulfillment partners. That means faster delivery, top-tier quality, and support for local production—win, win, win!

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We're not happy unless you are! At The VIP Emporium, we go the extra mile to make sure every order brings a smile. From quality checks to friendly support, we're here to make your shopping experience as smooth as your morning coffee.

Bracelet Fit: Sizing/adjustability details are listed in the description above where applicable.
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Gift-worthy (without overthinking it)

A fun, thoughtful pick for birthdays, Christmas, milestones, and “just because”.

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Is this a good gift?
Yes — everything at The VIP Emporium is designed with gifting in mind: fun, meaningful, and made to bring a smile.
What will I receive?
You’ll receive the item shown on this product page (plus any options you select). If your product has variants (size/color/style), your chosen variant is what we’ll produce and ship.
What is it made from?
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How long does shipping take?
Most items are made to order. Production time is typically a few business days, then shipping time depends on your location. You’ll see the latest delivery estimate at checkout.
Can I return or exchange it?
If there’s any issue with your order, contact us and we’ll help. For personalised or custom items, return eligibility can differ — please check our store policies for details.
Who do I contact if I need help?
Reach out via the contact details on our site — we’re friendly, fast, and unusually invested in getting it right.

Tip: For the most accurate details, always check the product description and variant selections above.

Are you a fellow Developer enthusiast? Do you know someone who loves coding and coffee? This Glide lock Clasp Bracelet is the ultimate gift for any Developer in your life, no matter the occasion, whether it's Christmas, birthday, or just because.

As the saying goes, 'Don't Trust A Developer That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot.' This quote speaks directly to the hearts of Developers everywhere, and this stylish bracelet is the perfect way to show your love and appreciation for all things coding.

This beautifully crafted Glide lock Clasp Bracelet is made from high-quality silver, black stainless steel, and silicone, ensuring it's resistant to rust, corrosion, and tarnishing. The adjustable design makes it suitable for any wrist size, and it comes packaged in a premium bag. It's the perfect accessory for any Developer, whether they're working on a project or just chillin' with a cup of coffee.

Give the gift of coding love this Christmas with this unique and thoughtful Glide lock Clasp Bracelet. Don't miss out and show your love and appreciation for the Developers in your life. They'll appreciate the thought and the humor behind this awesome gift.
  • This Glide lock Clasp Bracelet is the ideal gift for any developer who appreciates a good cup of coffee and doesn't mind a little bit of cursing. The quote 'Don't Trust A Developer That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot' is a funny and relatable saying that any developer can get behind. The adjustable design makes it perfect for developers of all sizes, and the premium bag that it comes in is a nice touch.
  • This Glide lock Clasp Bracelet is made from high-quality materials, including silver, black stainless steel, and silicone, ensuring that it is sturdy and long-lasting.
  • Whether you're looking for a gift for a friend, family member, or coworker, this Glide lock Clasp Bracelet is a great choice. It's a unique and thoughtful gift that any developer would be proud to wear.
  • This Glide lock Clasp Bracelet is the perfect way to show your appreciation for the developer in your life. It's a fun and quirky gift that is sure to put a smile on their face.
  • Don't miss out and make the developer in your life happy. This Glide lock Clasp Bracelet is a great gift for any occasion, and it's sure to be a hit with developers of all ages.
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