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Funny Drafter Gifts for Men - Oval Ornament with 'Don't Trust A Drafter That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot' Quote, White, Christmas Unique Gift for Drafter Friends

Funny Drafter Gifts for Men - Oval Ornament with 'Don't Trust A Drafter That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot' Quote, White, Christmas Unique Gift for Drafter Friends

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Ornament Note: Ideal for seasonal display or year-round hanging. Hanging hardware (if included) will be noted in the description.
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How long does shipping take?
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Tip: For the most accurate details, always check the product description and variant selections above.

Are you a drafter or know someone who is? We've got a great gift idea for you - our Oval Ornament featuring the hilarious quote 'Don't Trust A Drafter That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot'.

Drafers, rejoice! This funny ornament is a must-have for any coffee-loving drafter's office or home. Whether you're a seasoned architect or just starting out, this ornament is a great way to showcase your sense of humor and love for all things drafting.

Our Oval Ornament is crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring a long-lasting design that will withstand the test of time. The vibrant colors are printed from edge-to-edge via Sublimation, guaranteeing bright and vivid hues that will make your ornament stand out. Plus, it's lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it a great choice for households with children or pets. It even ships with a festive gold cord for easy hanging, so you can stress-free decorate your home for Christmas.

Give the gift of laughter to your favorite drafter or keep it for yourself - either way, this Oval Ornament is sure to bring a smile to their face. So why wait? Get your 'Don't Trust A Drafter That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot' Oval Ornament today and make this Christmas one to remember!
  • Add a touch of humor to your office or home with this funny Oval Ornament featuring the quote 'Don't Trust A Drafter That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot'. It's a unique and thoughtful gift for the Drafter in your life, whether it's a friend, family member, or coworker.
  • This Oval Ornament is carefully crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring long-lasting designs. It's vibrantly printed from edge-to-edge via Sublimation, ensuring bright and vivid colors.
  • The lightweight and resistant design makes it perfect for households with children or pets. It's a great choice for anyone who wants a fun and easy-to-hang ornament.
  • This Oval Ornament is a great way to show your appreciation for the Drafter in your life. It's a unique and humorous way to celebrate their skills and will make a great addition to any office or home.
  • Don't miss out and make someone's day a little brighter with this funny Oval Ornament! It's a thoughtful and fun gift that will bring a smile to their face. Perfect for Christmas, birthdays, or any occasion.
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