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Funny Executive Assistant Gifts for Men Women Friends Coworkers from Family, Snowflake Ornament, Don't Trust Anyone Who Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say F--k A Lot

Funny Executive Assistant Gifts for Men Women Friends Coworkers from Family, Snowflake Ornament, Don't Trust Anyone Who Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say F--k A Lot

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Are you an Executive Assistant looking for a unique addition to your office decor?

Or do you have an Executive Assistant in your life that deserves a thoughtful gift?

This Executive Assistant Snowflake Ornament is a must-have for any coffee-loving, straight-shooting EA who lives by the mantra 'Don't Trust An Executive Assistant That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot'. It's the perfect way to add some humor and personality to their workspace or home office.

Crafted from premium stainless steel, this snowflake ornament is shatterproof and measures 3.14 inches in diameter, making it a safe and sturdy addition to any decor. Whether you're a seasoned EA or just a fan of the quote, this ornament is sure to bring a smile to your face and inspire conversation. It's a great way to show your appreciation for your EA or to give them a gift that's both functional and fun.

So why settle for a boring, generic ornament when you can give your Executive Assistant a gift that's as unique and bold as they are? Order this Executive Assistant Snowflake Ornament today and make a statement with your gift!
  • This Snowflake Ornament is a unique and thoughtful gift for any Executive Assistant. Made from premium stainless steel, it's shatterproof and sturdy, ensuring it will last for years to come. Whether you're buying for a man or a woman, this ornament is a great way to show your appreciation for their dedication and hard work.
  • The ideal gift for Executive Assistants who love a good laugh! This Snowflake Ornament is a fun way to show off your sense of humor and appreciation for your Executive Assistant. Whether you're buying for a coworker or a family member, this ornament is sure to bring a smile to their face.
  • This Snowflake Ornament is a beautiful addition to any Christmas tree or office decor. Made from premium stainless steel, it's a stunning piece that will be cherished for years to come. Whether you're buying for a man or a woman, this ornament is a great way to show your appreciation for their hard work and dedication.
  • Don't trust anyone who doesn't drink coffee and say fuck a lot! This Snowflake Ornament is a fun way to show off your sense of humor and appreciation for your Executive Assistant. Whether you're buying for a coworker or a family member, this ornament is sure to bring a smile to their face.
  • Don't miss out and make this Christmas one to remember! This Snowflake Ornament is a unique and thoughtful gift for any Executive Assistant. Made from premium stainless steel, it's shatterproof and sturdy, ensuring it will last for years to come. Whether you're buying for a man or a woman, this ornament is a great way to show your appreciation for their dedication and hard work.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Is this a good gift?
Yes — everything at The VIP Emporium is designed with gifting in mind: fun, meaningful, and made to bring a smile.
What will I receive?
You’ll receive the item shown on this product page (plus any options you select). If your product has variants (size/color/style), your chosen variant is what we’ll produce and ship.
What is it made from?
Materials vary by product type. We use durable, high-quality materials appropriate for the item. Any specific material details provided above apply to this listing.
How long does shipping take?
Most items are made to order. Production time is typically a few business days, then shipping time depends on your location. You’ll see the latest delivery estimate at checkout.
Can I return or exchange it?
If there’s any issue with your order, contact us and we’ll help. For personalised or custom items, return eligibility can differ — please check our store policies for details.
Who do I contact if I need help?
Reach out via the contact details on our site — we’re friendly, fast, and unusually invested in getting it right.

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