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Funny Executive Assistant Gifts from Men, Women, Coworkers to Executive Assistants, Valentine's Unique Gifts, Rope Bracelet with Sassy Quote

Funny Executive Assistant Gifts from Men, Women, Coworkers to Executive Assistants, Valentine's Unique Gifts, Rope Bracelet with Sassy Quote

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At The VIP Emporium, quality isn’t optional—it’s our standard. Every product is carefully crafted using premium materials and made to order with love (and a dash of sass). Because you deserve the best—and nothing less.

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All of our products are printed and shipped right here in the USA using trusted fulfillment partners. That means faster delivery, top-tier quality, and support for local production—win, win, win!

Your Happiness = Our Priority

We're not happy unless you are! At The VIP Emporium, we go the extra mile to make sure every order brings a smile. From quality checks to friendly support, we're here to make your shopping experience as smooth as your morning coffee.

Bracelet Fit: Sizing/adjustability details are listed in the description above where applicable.
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Gift-worthy (without overthinking it)

A fun, thoughtful pick for birthdays, Christmas, milestones, and “just because”.

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Is this a good gift?
Yes — everything at The VIP Emporium is designed with gifting in mind: fun, meaningful, and made to bring a smile.
What will I receive?
You’ll receive the item shown on this product page (plus any options you select). If your product has variants (size/color/style), your chosen variant is what we’ll produce and ship.
What is it made from?
Materials vary by product type. We use durable, high-quality materials appropriate for the item. Any specific material details provided above apply to this listing.
How long does shipping take?
Most items are made to order. Production time is typically a few business days, then shipping time depends on your location. You’ll see the latest delivery estimate at checkout.
Can I return or exchange it?
If there’s any issue with your order, contact us and we’ll help. For personalised or custom items, return eligibility can differ — please check our store policies for details.
Who do I contact if I need help?
Reach out via the contact details on our site — we’re friendly, fast, and unusually invested in getting it right.

Tip: For the most accurate details, always check the product description and variant selections above.

Are you an Executive Assistant or a fan of these sharp-tongued professionals? Look no further! We've got a gift for you that's sure to bring a smile to your face and a dash of sass to your Valentine's celebration.

This Rope Bracelet is more than just a stylish accessory - it's a symbol of the unapologetic humor that Executive Assistants bring to the table. The quote 'I'm An Executive Assistant. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity.' is engraved on a black stainless steel plate that's resistant to rust, corrosion, and tarnishing. The interlaced rope design adds a touch of elegance to this cheeky gift.

Whether you're gifting it to a fellow Executive Assistant or a loved one who appreciates a good laugh, this Rope Bracelet is sure to be a hit. The adjustable length (3.34-9.84 inches) ensures a comfortable fit for any wrist, and the organza bag packaging makes it a beautiful presentation. Valentine's is just around the corner, and this gift is the perfect way to show your love and appreciation for the Executive Assistants in your life.

So why settle for a boring gift when you can give one that's as witty and charming as an Executive Assistant? Treat your loved ones to this smart Rope Bracelet and make their Valentine's one to remember!
  • This 'I'm an Executive Assistant, My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity' Rope Bracelet is a funny and unique gift for any Executive Assistant on Valentine's or any other occasion. Made from high-quality black stainless steel with interlaced rope, this rope bracelet is resistant to rust, corrosion, and tarnishing.
  • The adjustable design allows it to fit any wrist size, making it a great gift for both men and women. Perfect for Executive Assistants who appreciate a good sense of humor.
  • This rope bracelet is a great way to show your appreciation for your Executive Assistant's hard work and dedication. Whether you're a coworker, friend, or family member, this gift is a thoughtful way to express your gratitude.
  • This 'I'm an Executive Assistant, My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity' Rope Bracelet is packaged in a beautiful organza bag, making it a great gift for any occasion. Perfect for Valentine's, birthdays, or just because.
  • Don't miss out and show your Executive Assistant just how much you care! This gift is a unique and thoughtful way to express your appreciation for their hard work and dedication.
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