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Funny Funeral Director Gifts - 'I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.' Heart Ornament for Christmas

Funny Funeral Director Gifts - 'I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.' Heart Ornament for Christmas

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Only the Best for Our VIPs

At The VIP Emporium, quality isn’t optional—it’s our standard. Every product is carefully crafted using premium materials and made to order with love (and a dash of sass). Because you deserve the best—and nothing less.

Proudly Printed in the USA

All of our products are printed and shipped right here in the USA using trusted fulfillment partners. That means faster delivery, top-tier quality, and support for local production—win, win, win!

Your Happiness = Our Priority

We're not happy unless you are! At The VIP Emporium, we go the extra mile to make sure every order brings a smile. From quality checks to friendly support, we're here to make your shopping experience as smooth as your morning coffee.

Ornament Note: Ideal for seasonal display or year-round hanging. Hanging hardware (if included) will be noted in the description.
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Gift-worthy (without overthinking it)

A fun, thoughtful pick for birthdays, Christmas, milestones, and “just because”.

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Made to last

Produced using durable materials and quality-checked before dispatch.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Is this a good gift?
Yes — everything at The VIP Emporium is designed with gifting in mind: fun, meaningful, and made to bring a smile.
What will I receive?
You’ll receive the item shown on this product page (plus any options you select). If your product has variants (size/color/style), your chosen variant is what we’ll produce and ship.
What is it made from?
Materials vary by product type. We use durable, high-quality materials appropriate for the item. Any specific material details provided above apply to this listing.
How long does shipping take?
Most items are made to order. Production time is typically a few business days, then shipping time depends on your location. You’ll see the latest delivery estimate at checkout.
Can I return or exchange it?
If there’s any issue with your order, contact us and we’ll help. For personalised or custom items, return eligibility can differ — please check our store policies for details.
Who do I contact if I need help?
Reach out via the contact details on our site — we’re friendly, fast, and unusually invested in getting it right.

Tip: For the most accurate details, always check the product description and variant selections above.



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And remember, if you're looking for a unique and thoughtful gift for the Funeral Director in your life, look no further! Our Funny Funeral Director Heart Ornament is the perfect way to show your appreciation and add a touch of humor to their holiday decor. Don't miss out and get ready to smile this Christmas!
  • This Funny Funeral Director Heart Ornament is the perfect way to add some humor to your holiday decor, making it a great choice for Funeral Directors who appreciate a good sense of humor. With its lightweight and resistant design, it's perfect for households with children or pets.
  • Made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this heart-shaped ornament is vibrantly printed from edge-to-edge with a funny quote that's sure to bring a smile.
  • The ideal gift for the Funeral Director in your life, this ornament is a thoughtful and unique way to show your appreciation. Plus, it's easy to hang and enjoy with its festive gold cord.
  • Whether you're shopping for a friend, family member, or coworker, this ornament is sure to be a hit. It's a great way to add some fun and humor to your holiday decor.
  • So why settle for a boring gift this holiday season? Give the gift of laughter and joy with our Funny Funeral Director Heart Ornament. Don't miss out and make this Christmas one to remember!
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