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Funny Gift for Court Reporters - Star Ornament, Court Reporter Humor, Christmas Unique Gifts from Friends, Family, or Coworkers to Court Reporters

Funny Gift for Court Reporters - Star Ornament, Court Reporter Humor, Christmas Unique Gifts from Friends, Family, or Coworkers to Court Reporters

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As a Court Reporter, you know the importance of being prepared and staying alert during long trials. Don't Trust A Court Reporter That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot is the perfect quote for any Court Reporter who takes their job seriously. This funny and relatable quote is not only a great conversation starter but also a reminder that even the most mundane tasks can be done with a little bit of attitude.

Celebrate the holiday season with our Star Ornament, expertly crafted with a white MDF base and a high-gloss plastic finish. This beautiful ornament features a vibrant and eye-catching design, perfect for adding some extra sparkle to your Christmas tree. The lightweight and sturdy construction ensures that it will withstand the wear and tear of being handled by children or pets.

Our Court Reporter Star Ornament is the ideal gift for anyone who loves their job or loves to give a good laugh. Whether you're a seasoned Court Reporter or just starting out, this ornament is sure to bring a smile to your face. So don't wait any longer, get your Court Reporter Star Ornament today and show off your love for the profession. Whether you're giving it as a gift to a fellow Court Reporter or keeping it for yourself, this ornament is sure to be a hit.

So why settle for a boring and generic gift when you can give a unique and thoughtful one that shows you care? Our Court Reporter Star Ornament is the perfect way to celebrate Christmas and show off your personality. Don't miss out and get ready to make some memories with your loved ones, whether you're a Court Reporter or just a fan of the profession, this ornament is sure to bring a little bit of joy to your holiday season.
  • Experience the magic of the courtroom with our Court Reporter Star Ornament, where a 'Don't Trust A Court Reporter That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot' attitude meets festive holiday spirit.
  • Add a touch of judicial flair to your Christmas decorations with this Star Ornament, perfect for Court Reporters and legal enthusiasts who appreciate a well-crafted gift.
  • Our Court Reporter Star Ornament is designed to bring a smile to the face of any Court Reporter, featuring a vibrant, edge-to-edge Sublimation print that ensures bright, long-lasting colors.
  • Made from durable MDF and high-gloss plastic, this Star Ornament is crafted with care, boasting a sturdy design that withstands the test of time, perfect for households with children or pets, and ships with a festive gold cord for easy hanging, making it a great gift for Court Reporters.
  • Bring the courtroom to your home with our Court Reporter Star Ornament, a unique and thoughtful gift for Court Reporters, friends, and family, so don't wait, add it to your holiday shopping list today!

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Care Instructions

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👕 For clothing – Wash inside out with cold water and tumble dry low (or hang dry for extra love). Each item comes with its own washing advice.

☕ For mugs – Dishwasher safe (unless they are our special color changing mugs), but hand washing helps preserve the print longer.

Treat your items with care, and they'll keep the good vibes going for the long haul!

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