Funny Birth Order Mug Set (3 Mugs) – First, Second & Third Child – Perfect Family Gift for Parents With Three Kids
Funny Birth Order Mug Set (3 Mugs) – First, Second & Third Child – Perfect Family Gift for Parents With Three Kids
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😂 The Perfect Mug Set for Families With Three Kids
If you have three children, you already know every sibling has a role. Now you can celebrate the chaos, comedy, and personality of your family with this hilarious Birth Order Mug Set — featuring three matching mugs, each with its own perfectly accurate quote:
- First Child: “I Set the Rules”
- Second Child: “I’m the Reason There Are Rules”
- Third Child: “There Are No Rules”
Guaranteed to spark laughter at breakfast, during coffee breaks, or every time someone opens the cupboard!
☕ Premium Quality You’ll Use Every Day
Crafted from durable, high-quality ceramic, these mugs feature vibrant printing that won’t fade. They’re dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and built to handle everyday family life — spills, snack time chaos, and all.
Each mug holds 11oz (or 15oz depending on your variant) of coffee, tea, hot chocolate, or… whatever the parents need to survive the morning routine.
🎁 A Unique & Thoughtful Gift for Any Family of Five
Whether you’re buying for your own household, surprising another family with three kids, or sending a gift to grandparents who adore their grandkids — this set is guaranteed to get an immediate laugh and become a favourite in their kitchen.
Perfect for:
- Christmas
- Birthdays
- Mother’s Day & Father’s Day
- Housewarmings
- Family gatherings
- Funny sibling gifts
⭐ Why Families Love This Set
- Great value — three mugs included
- A fun conversation starter
- Makes every child feel “seen” (sometimes too seen!)
- A gift parents will actually use
- Perfect décor addition to any family kitchen
Bring joy, humour, and a little playful family truth into every cup.
Order your Birth Order Mug Set today and make your family laugh out loud!
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Proudly Printed in the USA
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Care Instructions
Care Instructions
☕ For mugs – Dishwasher safe (unless they are our special color changing mugs), but hand washing helps preserve the print longer.
Treat your items with care, and they'll keep the good vibes going for the long haul!
⭐ Three Reasons to Love This Product
1. It’s Hilariously Accurate (Every Parent Agrees!)
Whether you’ve got a rule-setter, a rule-breaker, or a “rules don’t apply to me” specialist, this mug set captures each child’s personality perfectly. It’s guaranteed to get a laugh every time someone reaches for their morning coffee.
2. Three Mugs, Three Kids — Zero Confusion
Designed specifically for families with three children, each mug has a clear birth-order quote so everyone instantly knows which mug is theirs. No arguing, no swapping, no “Muuuuum, they took my mug!” chaos.
3. Built for Real Family Life
Dishwasher and microwave safe, these premium ceramic mugs can handle daily use, accidental drops on the sofa, and repeated reheating after the kids interrupt your coffee for the seventh time. They look great on display too!
I've Got a Question...
Q: Are these mugs dishwasher safe?
Yes! All of our ceramic mugs are 100% dishwasher safe (except color-changing ones). The print won’t fade, peel, or scratch, even after daily washing.
Q: Can I put these mugs in the microwave?
Absolutely. They’re completely microwave safe, making them perfect for reheating coffee, tea, or hot chocolate.
Q: What size are the mugs?
The standard set includes 11oz mugs, but we also offer 15oz XL versions if you prefer a bigger cup.
Q: Does the set come with all three mugs?
Yes — this listing includes all three mugs (First Child, Second Child, Third Child). They come as a matched set exactly as shown.
Q: Is this a good gift?
It’s one of our best-selling family gifts! Perfect for parents, grandparents, and any family with three children. Great for birthdays, Christmas, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or just to get everyone laughing at the breakfast table.
Q: How are the mugs packaged for shipping?
Each mug is securely packed in protective packaging to prevent damage during transit. Your set will arrive safely and ready to gift.