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Funny Gifts for Real Estate Investors - Men, Women, Friends, Coworkers, Family - Unique Star Ornament - Christmas Decorations - Gifts from Real Estate Friends, Family, Coworkers

Funny Gifts for Real Estate Investors - Men, Women, Friends, Coworkers, Family - Unique Star Ornament - Christmas Decorations - Gifts from Real Estate Friends, Family, Coworkers

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Are you a Real Estate Investor looking for a unique Christmas gift for a fellow investor or a funny ornament for your own home?

This Star Ornament is a must-have for any Real Estate Investor's Christmas tree or office decor. The quote 'Don't Trust A Real Estate Investor That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot' is sure to bring a smile to the face of any investor who's been in the game for a while. As a seasoned investor, you know that a good coffee run and a few choice words can make all the difference in closing that next deal.

This beautifully crafted Star Ornament is made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring that it will shine brightly on your Christmas tree or in your office for years to come. The vibrant colors are printed from edge-to-edge via Sublimation, guaranteeing a bright and eye-catching design that's sure to spark conversations. Plus, it's lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it a great choice for households with children or pets.

Whether you're gifting this Star Ornament to a fellow Real Estate Investor or keeping it for yourself, it's sure to become a beloved Christmas tradition. So why settle for a boring, generic ornament when you can give the gift of humor and style? Treat yourself or a fellow investor to this hilarious Star Ornament today and make this Christmas one to remember.
  • Get ready to shine bright like a star in the real estate world with this vibrant white star ornament, perfect for any real estate investor's office or home decor, and don't trust a real estate investor that doesn't drink coffee and say fuck a lot, because this star ornament will be a great conversation starter with its unique design and bright colors, making it a great addition to any real estate investor's collection.
  • Bring a touch of luxury to your real estate marketing efforts with this high-quality star ornament, crafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, and its lightweight design makes it perfect for households with children or pets, and the festive gold cord for easy hanging will make it a stress-free decorating experience for any real estate investor.
  • Add a personal touch to your real estate client gifts with this beautifully crafted star ornament, featuring a vibrant white star design that is sure to impress, and its unique shape and size make it a great conversation piece for any real estate investor, and you'll be the top real estate investor in town with this amazing star ornament.
  • Elevate your real estate office decor with this stunning star ornament, featuring a high-gloss plastic finish and vibrant white star design, and its durable MDF construction ensures that it will last for years to come, making it a great investment for any real estate investor, and it's the perfect way to show appreciation to your real estate clients.
  • Make this Christmas season one to remember with this beautiful star ornament, and don't forget to give one to your favorite real estate investor, and it's the perfect way to show your appreciation for their hard work and dedication, so pick one up today and get ready to shine bright like a star in the real estate world.

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At The VIP Emporium, quality isn’t optional—it’s our standard. Every product is carefully crafted using premium materials and made to order with love (and a dash of sass). Because you deserve the best—and nothing less.

Proudly Printed in the USA

All of our products are printed and shipped right here in the USA using trusted fulfillment partners. That means faster delivery, top-tier quality, and support for local production—win, win, win!

Your Happiness = Our Priority

We’re not happy unless you are! At The VIP Emporium, we go the extra mile to make sure every order brings a smile. From quality checks to friendly support, we’re here to make your shopping experience as smooth as your morning coffee.

Size Matters (So Does Fit!)

We want you to love your purchase, and that starts with getting the right size. Be sure to check out our handy size charts before ordering—because the perfect fit makes all the difference!

Care Instructions

o keep your gear looking fresh:

👕 For clothing – Wash inside out with cold water and tumble dry low (or hang dry for extra love). Each item comes with its own washing advice.

☕ For mugs – Dishwasher safe (unless they are our special color changing mugs), but hand washing helps preserve the print longer.

Treat your items with care, and they'll keep the good vibes going for the long haul!

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