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Funny Guide Oval Ornament Gifts from Men to Guide Lovers at Christmas Unique Gifts

Funny Guide Oval Ornament Gifts from Men to Guide Lovers at Christmas Unique Gifts

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Is this a good gift?
Yes — everything at The VIP Emporium is designed with gifting in mind: fun, meaningful, and made to bring a smile.
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You’ll receive the item shown on this product page (plus any options you select). If your product has variants (size/color/style), your chosen variant is what we’ll produce and ship.
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How long does shipping take?
Most items are made to order. Production time is typically a few business days, then shipping time depends on your location. You’ll see the latest delivery estimate at checkout.
Can I return or exchange it?
If there’s any issue with your order, contact us and we’ll help. For personalised or custom items, return eligibility can differ — please check our store policies for details.
Who do I contact if I need help?
Reach out via the contact details on our site — we’re friendly, fast, and unusually invested in getting it right.

Tip: For the most accurate details, always check the product description and variant selections above.

Get ready to level up your Christmas decorations with this hilarious Guide Oval Ornament!

For all you Guide enthusiasts out there, this unique gift is a must-have. The quote 'Don't Trust A Guide That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot' is sure to bring a smile to the face of any coffee-loving gamer or Guide fan. Whether you're a seasoned Guide pro or just starting out, this ornament is the perfect way to show off your personality and style.

This Oval Ornament is crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring it will withstand even the most enthusiastic decorating sessions. The vibrant colors are printed edge-to-edge via Sublimation, guaranteeing a bright, eye-catching design that's sure to be the talk of the town. Plus, with a lightweight and shatter-resistant design, you can hang it stress-free, even in households with kids or pets.

So why settle for a boring, generic ornament when you can give the gift of laughter and fun? Order this Guide Oval Ornament today and make this Christmas one to remember for your Guide-loving friend or family member. Trust us, they'll be saying 'fuck yeah' when they see this awesome gift!
  • A Guide to decorating your home for Christmas just got easier with this Oval Ornament! It's the perfect addition to any room, bringing a touch of festive fun and cheer. Don't Trust A 'Guide' That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot, because this stunning ornament is sure to make your holiday season brighter and more enjoyable.
  • Inspired by The Guide's motto, this Oval Ornament is a must-have for any home. Made from durable MDF and featuring a vibrant, high-gloss finish, it's built to withstand the busiest of households. Whether you have children or pets, this ornament is the perfect choice for stress-free decorating.
  • Get the perfect Guide to Christmas decorations with this Oval Ornament. Its unique oval shape and white color make it a beautiful addition to any tree or room. Durable and resistant to breaking, it's the perfect choice for households with kids or pets. Plus, it's lightweight and easy to hang.
  • Make your home a Guide to the perfect Christmas with this stunning Oval Ornament. Its festive gold cord makes it easy to hang, and its vibrant colors are sure to bring a smile to your face. Whether you're decorating for Christmas or any other special occasion, this ornament is the perfect choice.
  • Bring the magic of Christmas to your home with this Oval Ornament. Whether you're a seasoned Guide to decorating or just starting out, this beautiful ornament is the perfect addition to your collection. So why wait? Get your Oval Ornament today and start making your holiday season brighter and more enjoyable!
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