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Funny Heart Ornament Gifts from Men to Librarians, Librarian Gifts for Christmas, Don't Trust a Librarian That Doesn't Drink Coffee

Funny Heart Ornament Gifts from Men to Librarians, Librarian Gifts for Christmas, Don't Trust a Librarian That Doesn't Drink Coffee

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Only the Best for Our VIPs

At The VIP Emporium, quality isn’t optional—it’s our standard. Every product is carefully crafted using premium materials and made to order with love (and a dash of sass). Because you deserve the best—and nothing less.

Proudly Printed in the USA

All of our products are printed and shipped right here in the USA using trusted fulfillment partners. That means faster delivery, top-tier quality, and support for local production—win, win, win!

Your Happiness = Our Priority

We're not happy unless you are! At The VIP Emporium, we go the extra mile to make sure every order brings a smile. From quality checks to friendly support, we're here to make your shopping experience as smooth as your morning coffee.

Ornament Note: Ideal for seasonal display or year-round hanging. Hanging hardware (if included) will be noted in the description.
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Gift-worthy (without overthinking it)

A fun, thoughtful pick for birthdays, Christmas, milestones, and “just because”.

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Made to last

Produced using durable materials and quality-checked before dispatch.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Is this a good gift?
Yes — everything at The VIP Emporium is designed with gifting in mind: fun, meaningful, and made to bring a smile.
What will I receive?
You’ll receive the item shown on this product page (plus any options you select). If your product has variants (size/color/style), your chosen variant is what we’ll produce and ship.
What is it made from?
Materials vary by product type. We use durable, high-quality materials appropriate for the item. Any specific material details provided above apply to this listing.
How long does shipping take?
Most items are made to order. Production time is typically a few business days, then shipping time depends on your location. You’ll see the latest delivery estimate at checkout.
Can I return or exchange it?
If there’s any issue with your order, contact us and we’ll help. For personalised or custom items, return eligibility can differ — please check our store policies for details.
Who do I contact if I need help?
Reach out via the contact details on our site — we’re friendly, fast, and unusually invested in getting it right.

Tip: For the most accurate details, always check the product description and variant selections above.

Get ready to celebrate the unique spirit of Librarians everywhere with this exclusive Heart Ornament!

Featuring the cheeky quote 'Don't Trust A Librarian That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot', this ornament is the perfect way to show your appreciation for the unsung heroes who keep our bookshelves stocked and our minds sharp. Whether it's your favorite Librarian or a fellow bookworm, this Heart Ornament is sure to bring a smile to their face.

The ornament itself is a stunning white heart-shaped design, crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish that's sure to shine on any Christmas tree or windowsill. The vibrant print is edge-to-edge via Sublimation, ensuring bright, vivid colors that will last for years to come. Plus, it's lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it a great choice for households with children or pets.

Give the gift of humor and appreciation to the Librarian in your life this Christmas, or treat yourself to a little something special. This ornament is the perfect way to show your love and admiration for all things librarians, and it's sure to be treasured for years to come.
  • Get the perfect 'Don't Trust A Librarian That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say FUCK A Lot' gift for your favorite bookworm with this heartwarming Heart Ornament, crafted by a librarian for librarians, with love and care, making it an ideal present for library staff, book lovers, and reading enthusiasts.
  • Show your librarian friends or loved ones that you care with this delightful Heart Ornament, featuring the famous quote 'Don't Trust A Librarian That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say FUCK A Lot', highlighting their profession and passion for literature, creating a unique and thoughtful gift.
  • This heart-shaped Heart Ornament is a sweet reminder of the importance of libraries and librarians, who work tirelessly to bring people and books together, making this a meaningful gift for library staff, book clubs, and readers of all ages, who appreciate the librarian's role in our communities.
  • Our heart ornament is carefully crafted from durable MDF material with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring a long-lasting design that will withstand the test of time, making it a beautiful addition to any library or home, perfect for displaying near a bookshelf or desk.
  • Give the gift of love and appreciation to your librarian friend or family member with this heartwarming Heart Ornament, featuring the iconic quote 'Don't Trust A Librarian That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say FUCK A Lot', shipped with a festive gold cord, making it easy to hang and enjoy, creating a lovely conversation piece that will bring a smile to their face.
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