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Funny Machinist Gifts from Friends - I May Be A Machinist, But I Can't Fix Stupid People. Two Tone Coffee Mugs for Machinist Graduation

Funny Machinist Gifts from Friends - I May Be A Machinist, But I Can't Fix Stupid People. Two Tone Coffee Mugs for Machinist Graduation

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Mug Care: Dishwasher/microwave info will be listed in the description when applicable. Hand-washing helps preserve print quality.
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Are you a machinist enthusiast or looking for a unique gift for a machinist in your life? Look no further! This funny two-tone coffee mug is the perfect way to show off your machinist pride. With its smart quote, 'I May Be A Machinist, But I Can't Fix Stupid People.', this mug is sure to bring a smile to any machinist's face. And with its ceramic material and microwave-dishwasher safe design, it's perfect for daily use.

This two-tone coffee mug is available in four color combinations - Black and White, Red and White, Navy and White, and Pink and White - each with an 11oz capacity. Whether you're a machinist yourself or just want to show your appreciation for one, this mug is the perfect choice.

Let this funny mug be a great way to celebrate a machinist's graduation or a special occasion. It's a thoughtful gift that will be cherished for years to come. So why wait? Order your machinist two-tone coffee mug today and show off your love for this unique profession.

Don't miss out and make it a memorable gift for the machinist in your life!",
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  • Unique and funny design makes it a standout gift for any machinist
  • High-quality ceramic material ensures durability and ease of use
  • Microwave- and dishwasher-safe design makes it easy to clean and maintain
  • Available in four color combinations - Black and White, Red and White, Navy and White, and Pink and White - each with an 11oz capacity
  • A thoughtful and personalized gift for any machinist's graduation or special occasion - order now and make it a memorable one!
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