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Funny Microbiologist Gifts for Him, Funny Glide lock Clasp Bracelet Christmas Unique Gifts from Men, Funny Quote about Microbiologist

Funny Microbiologist Gifts for Him, Funny Glide lock Clasp Bracelet Christmas Unique Gifts from Men, Funny Quote about Microbiologist

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Bracelet Fit: Sizing/adjustability details are listed in the description above where applicable.
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A fun, thoughtful pick for birthdays, Christmas, milestones, and “just because”.

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Is this a good gift?
Yes — everything at The VIP Emporium is designed with gifting in mind: fun, meaningful, and made to bring a smile.
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You’ll receive the item shown on this product page (plus any options you select). If your product has variants (size/color/style), your chosen variant is what we’ll produce and ship.
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How long does shipping take?
Most items are made to order. Production time is typically a few business days, then shipping time depends on your location. You’ll see the latest delivery estimate at checkout.
Can I return or exchange it?
If there’s any issue with your order, contact us and we’ll help. For personalised or custom items, return eligibility can differ — please check our store policies for details.
Who do I contact if I need help?
Reach out via the contact details on our site — we’re friendly, fast, and unusually invested in getting it right.

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Are you a microbiologist or do you know someone who is passionate about microbiology?

Check out this funny quote: 'Don't Trust A Microbiologist That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot.'

This Glide lock Clasp Bracelet is a ideal gift for any microbiologist enthusiast. It's crafted from high-quality materials, including silver, black stainless steel, and silicone, ensuring it's sturdy and long-lasting. The adjustable design makes it suitable for men and women alike. Give this unique gift to a microbiologist in your life and make them smile.

This Christmas, why not give a gift that's both funny and thoughtful? This Glide lock Clasp Bracelet is a great way to show your appreciation for someone's love of microbiology. Whether you're a coworker, friend, or family member, this gift is sure to bring a smile to their face.

So, what are you waiting for? Order this funny Microbiologist gift today and make someone's day!
  • Give the gift of humor to any microbiologist with this funny Glide lock Clasp Bracelet. The quote 'Don't Trust A Microbiologist That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot' is a funny reminder of the importance of coffee in a microbiologist's life. This gift is perfect for men and women who love microbiology and appreciate a good laugh.
  • This Glide lock Clasp Bracelet is crafted from high-quality materials, including silver, black stainless steel, and silicone, ensuring it's sturdy and long-lasting. The adjustable design makes it suitable for men and women alike, making it a great gift for anyone who loves microbiology.
  • Are you a microbiologist looking for a unique gift to give to your colleagues or friends? This funny Glide lock Clasp Bracelet is a great way to show your appreciation for someone's love of microbiology. The quote on the bracelet is a funny reminder of the importance of coffee in a microbiologist's life.
  • This Christmas, why not give a gift that's both funny and thoughtful? This Glide lock Clasp Bracelet is a great way to show your appreciation for someone's love of microbiology. Whether you're a coworker, friend, or family member, this gift is sure to bring a smile to their face.
  • So, what are you waiting for? Order this funny Microbiologist gift today and make someone's day! This gift is perfect for microbiologists who love a good laugh and appreciate a thoughtful gift. Give it to your colleagues, friends, or family members and make them smile.
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