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Funny Microbiologist Oval Ornament Gifts from Friends for Men - Oval Figurine with 'Don't Trust A Microbiologist That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F*** A Lot' Quote

Funny Microbiologist Oval Ornament Gifts from Friends for Men - Oval Figurine with 'Don't Trust A Microbiologist That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F*** A Lot' Quote

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Ornament Note: Ideal for seasonal display or year-round hanging. Hanging hardware (if included) will be noted in the description.
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A fun, thoughtful pick for birthdays, Christmas, milestones, and “just because”.

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