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Funny Minister Quote Oval Ornament, Gifts from Friends, Christmas Unique Gifts for Minister, Retired Minister Figured It Out

Funny Minister Quote Oval Ornament, Gifts from Friends, Christmas Unique Gifts for Minister, Retired Minister Figured It Out

$18.95 USD
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Are you looking for a unique gift for a retired Minister or a humorous way to celebrate Christmas with your friends or family? Look no further! Our Oval Ornament featuring the quote 'Retired Minister. Figure It Out Yourself.' is the perfect addition to any home. Made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this ornament is lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it a great choice for households with children or pets. The vibrant colors and festive gold cord for easy hanging will add a touch of humor and whimsy to your holiday decor. Whether you're giving it as a gift or keeping it for yourself, this ornament is sure to bring a smile to your face.

Make it a special gift for a Minister by presenting it in a beautiful gift box or packaging it with a heartfelt note. This unique ornament is a thoughtful way to show your appreciation and thoughtfulness.

Don't miss out and get ready to laugh and enjoy the holiday season with your friends and family!

  • A unique and humorous gift for a Minister or anyone who loves Christmas humor
  • Made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for long-lasting designs and vibrant colors
  • Features the quote 'Retired Minister. Figure It Out Yourself.' in a fun and playful way
  • Perfect for decorating your home or giving as a gift to friends and family
  • Don't miss out and get ready to add a touch of humor to your holiday decor - perfect for hanging on the tree, mantle, or window

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