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Funny Mortician Christmas Unique Gifts from Friends for Men, Women, Coworkers, Family - 'Don't Trust A Mortician That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot' Black Coffee Mug

Funny Mortician Christmas Unique Gifts from Friends for Men, Women, Coworkers, Family - 'Don't Trust A Mortician That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot' Black Coffee Mug

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At The VIP Emporium, quality isn’t optional—it’s our standard. Every product is carefully crafted using premium materials and made to order with love (and a dash of sass). Because you deserve the best—and nothing less.

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We're not happy unless you are! At The VIP Emporium, we go the extra mile to make sure every order brings a smile. From quality checks to friendly support, we're here to make your shopping experience as smooth as your morning coffee.

Mug Care: Dishwasher/microwave info will be listed in the description when applicable. Hand-washing helps preserve print quality.
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A fun, thoughtful pick for birthdays, Christmas, milestones, and “just because”.

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How long does shipping take?
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Can I return or exchange it?
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Who do I contact if I need help?
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  • The mortician in your life will appreciate the thought and humor behind this gift. The black coffee mug is a practical and thoughtful gift that they can use every day.
  • This mortician black coffee mug is made from high-quality ceramic and is available in two sizes, 11oz and 15oz. It's microwave and dishwasher safe, making it easy to use and clean.
  • This gift is perfect for morticians, mortician assistants, funeral home employees, and anyone who loves the humor and wit behind this quote. It's a great way to show your appreciation for their hard work and dedication.
  • So why wait? Buy this funny mortician black coffee mug today and show your appreciation for the morticians in your life. It's a gift that they'll treasure for years to come.
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