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Funny Mortician Gifts, Oval Ornament for Men, Women, Friends, Coworkers, Family - 'Don't Trust A Mortician That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot' Christmas Unique

Funny Mortician Gifts, Oval Ornament for Men, Women, Friends, Coworkers, Family - 'Don't Trust A Mortician That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot' Christmas Unique

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Are you looking for a unique and funny gift for a Mortician or someone who loves Morticians? Look no further! Our Oval Ornament is the perfect choice for Christmas, featuring a humorous quote that will make you laugh. This beautifully crafted ornament is made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring bright and vivid colors that will last for years to come. The vibrant quote is printed from edge-to-edge via Sublimation, making it a one-of-a-kind gift. Whether you're buying for a Mortician, a friend, or a family member, this ornament is sure to bring a smile to their face. So why settle for a boring gift when you can give something that's truly unique and funny? Get your 'Mortician Don't Trust A Mortician That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot' Oval Ornament today and make this Christmas one to remember!

Our Oval Ornament is a great gift for Morticians, making it a thoughtful and unique present for any occasion. Whether you're looking for a funny gift or a heartfelt one, this ornament is sure to hit the spot. The quote is a humorous take on the Mortician profession, making it a great conversation starter. So why not treat your favorite Mortician to something special this Christmas?

Our Mortician Oval Ornament is a great way to show your appreciation for the hard work and dedication of Morticians. It's a unique and thoughtful gift that will be cherished for years to come. And with its vibrant colors and sturdy construction, it's sure to withstand the test of time. So why not give the gift of laughter and appreciation this Christmas?

Don't settle for a boring gift when you can give something that's truly special. Our Mortician Oval Ornament is the perfect way to show your loved ones that you care. Whether you're buying for a Mortician or just someone who loves them, this ornament is sure to bring a smile to their face. So why wait? Get your Mortician Oval Ornament today and make this Christmas one to remember!
  • Get the ideal gift for Morticians with our unique and funny Oval Ornament featuring a humorous quote that will make you laugh. Made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this ornament is sure to last for years to come.
  • This beautifully crafted Oval Ornament is the perfect way to show your appreciation for the hard work and dedication of Morticians. With its vibrant colors and sturdy construction, it's sure to withstand the test of time.
  • Whether you're buying for a Mortician or just someone who loves them, our Oval Ornament is a great gift idea. The quote is a humorous take on the Mortician profession, making it a great conversation starter.
  • Our Oval Ornament is a great way to add some humor and personality to your Mortician-themed decor. With its unique design and vibrant colors, it's sure to be a hit with anyone who loves Morticians.
  • Get your Mortician Oval Ornament today and make this Christmas one to remember! Don't miss out and show your loved ones that you care with this unique and thoughtful gift.

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Care Instructions

o keep your gear looking fresh:

👕 For clothing – Wash inside out with cold water and tumble dry low (or hang dry for extra love). Each item comes with its own washing advice.

☕ For mugs – Dishwasher safe (unless they are our special color changing mugs), but hand washing helps preserve the print longer.

Treat your items with care, and they'll keep the good vibes going for the long haul!

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