Funny Mortician Gifts, Unique Christmas Memorable Presents for Mortician Friends, Don't Trust A Mortician That Doesn't Drink Coffee Quote Two Tone Coffee Mug

$25.95 USD

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Color White/Black White/Navy White/Red White/Pink

Size 11oz

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Mug Care: Dishwasher/microwave info will be listed in the description when applicable. Hand-washing helps preserve print quality.

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Get ready to gift the Mortician in your life with a unique and funny coffee mug that says it all. Don't Trust A Mortician That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot is a hilarious quote that will surely bring a smile to their face. If you're looking for a gift that's out of the box, this Two Tone Coffee Mug is the way to go.

This Mortician Two Tone Coffee Mug is available in four color combinations - Black and White, Red and White, Navy and White, and Pink and White - so you can choose the one that best fits their style. Made from high-quality ceramic, these mugs are not only sturdy but also microwave and dishwasher safe. Your Mortician friend or family member will appreciate the thought and humor behind this gift.

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