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Funny Performer Gifts from Friends, Heart Ornament for Performer Men, Unique Christmas Unique Gifts for Men

Funny Performer Gifts from Friends, Heart Ornament for Performer Men, Unique Christmas Unique Gifts for Men

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Ornament Note: Ideal for seasonal display or year-round hanging. Hanging hardware (if included) will be noted in the description.
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Yes — everything at The VIP Emporium is designed with gifting in mind: fun, meaningful, and made to bring a smile.
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Tip: For the most accurate details, always check the product description and variant selections above.

Get ready to deck the halls with this hilarious Performer Heart Ornament, featuring the infamous quote 'Don't Trust A Performer That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot'. A must-have for any music lover or Performer enthusiast, this funny heart ornament is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face.

As a gift for the Performer in your life, this ornament is a great choice. The vibrant design and catchy quote make it a wonderful addition to any music-themed decor. Whether you're celebrating Christmas or just looking for a unique gift, this Performer Heart Ornament is the perfect way to show your love and appreciation for the performing arts.

Measuring 2.75 inches tall and 0.5 ounces in weight, this heart-shaped ornament is crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring it will withstand years of use. The lightweight design and resistance to breaking make it a great choice for households with children or pets, adding to its appeal as a Christmas gift. A festive gold cord is included for easy hanging, allowing you to add it to your tree or use it as a decorative accent.

So why settle for a boring, run-of-the-mill ornament when you can give a gift that truly speaks to your Performer's personality? This hilarious Heart Ornament is a great way to show your love and appreciation for the performing arts, and its unique design makes it a wonderful addition to any music-themed decor. Treat your favorite Performer to a fun and festive Christmas gift they'll treasure for years to come.
  • Give the gift of humor to a performer friend or family member with our funny quote heart ornament. Made of sturdy MDF and featuring a high-gloss plastic finish, this ornament is the perfect way to show your appreciation for their hard work and dedication to their craft.
  • Whether you're shopping for a friend, family member, or coworker, this ornament is sure to bring a smile to their face. It's the perfect way to poke fun at the performer's lifestyle and show them that you care.
  • Our heart ornament is made of sturdy MDF and has a high-gloss plastic finish. It's lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it a great choice for households with children or pets. The vibrant colors will shine through and make it a beautiful addition to your home.
  • This ornament is perfect for the performer in your life who loves to drink coffee and say funny things. It's a unique and thoughtful gift that will show them how much you care.
  • Order your funny performer heart ornament today and make their Christmas a little brighter! It's the perfect way to show your appreciation for their hard work and dedication to their craft.
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