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Funny Quote Heart Ornament for Cooks, White Heart Shaped Decor Gift from Friends for Men, Christmas Unique Gifts

Funny Quote Heart Ornament for Cooks, White Heart Shaped Decor Gift from Friends for Men, Christmas Unique Gifts

$19.95 USD
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Only the Best for Our VIPs

At The VIP Emporium, quality isn’t optional—it’s our standard. Every product is carefully crafted using premium materials and made to order with love (and a dash of sass). Because you deserve the best—and nothing less.

Proudly Printed in the USA

All of our products are printed and shipped right here in the USA using trusted fulfillment partners. That means faster delivery, top-tier quality, and support for local production—win, win, win!

Your Happiness = Our Priority

We're not happy unless you are! At The VIP Emporium, we go the extra mile to make sure every order brings a smile. From quality checks to friendly support, we're here to make your shopping experience as smooth as your morning coffee.

Ornament Note: Ideal for seasonal display or year-round hanging. Hanging hardware (if included) will be noted in the description.
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Gift-worthy (without overthinking it)

A fun, thoughtful pick for birthdays, Christmas, milestones, and “just because”.

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Made to last

Produced using durable materials and quality-checked before dispatch.

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Is this a good gift?
Yes — everything at The VIP Emporium is designed with gifting in mind: fun, meaningful, and made to bring a smile.
What will I receive?
You’ll receive the item shown on this product page (plus any options you select). If your product has variants (size/color/style), your chosen variant is what we’ll produce and ship.
What is it made from?
Materials vary by product type. We use durable, high-quality materials appropriate for the item. Any specific material details provided above apply to this listing.
How long does shipping take?
Most items are made to order. Production time is typically a few business days, then shipping time depends on your location. You’ll see the latest delivery estimate at checkout.
Can I return or exchange it?
If there’s any issue with your order, contact us and we’ll help. For personalised or custom items, return eligibility can differ — please check our store policies for details.
Who do I contact if I need help?
Reach out via the contact details on our site — we’re friendly, fast, and unusually invested in getting it right.

Tip: For the most accurate details, always check the product description and variant selections above.

Get ready for a Christmas treat that's off the charts, especially for the coffee-loving Cook in your life! Don't Trust A Cook That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot is more than just a phrase, it's a badge of honor for those who live and breathe the kitchen.

This Heart Ornament is a stunning addition to any kitchen or home, made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for a long-lasting design. It's a thoughtful gift for the Cook who appreciates the little things, like a good cup of coffee and a well-placed curse word.

Whether you're a seasoned Cook or just starting out, this ornament is a great way to show off your personality and love for the culinary arts. It's a Christmas gift that's sure to bring a smile to the face of any coffee-loving Cook, and it's a great way to add some festive cheer to your kitchen or dining room.

So why settle for a boring gift when you can give the gift of a good laugh and a great cup of coffee? Get your Don't Trust A Cook That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot Heart Ornament today and make this Christmas one to remember!
  • This funny quote heart ornament is the ideal gift for cooks who love coffee and don't mind using strong language. Made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this ornament is lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it perfect for households with children or pets.
  • The white heart shape is both elegant and modern, and the quote is printed in a fun and playful way. This heart ornament is a great way to add some humor and personality to your kitchen or office, and it's sure to bring a smile to the face of any coffee-loving cook.
  • This heart ornament is a unique and thoughtful gift for friends, family members, or coworkers who appreciate a good cup of coffee and a little bit of humor. It's a great way to show your appreciation for their love of cooking and their sense of humor.
  • The ornament is shipped with a festive gold cord for easy hanging, making it perfect for stress-free decorating. Whether you're looking for a funny Christmas gift or a unique birthday present, this heart ornament is the way to go.
  • Order this funny quote heart ornament today and give the cook in your life the gift of laughter and joy. It's a unique and thoughtful present that they'll treasure for years to come, and it's a great way to show your appreciation for their love of cooking.
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