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Funny Rescue Worker Gifts for Men - Heart Ornament 'I Can't Fix Stupid'

Funny Rescue Worker Gifts for Men - Heart Ornament 'I Can't Fix Stupid'

$18.95 USD
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Ornament Note: Ideal for seasonal display or year-round hanging. Hanging hardware (if included) will be noted in the description.
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A fun, thoughtful pick for birthdays, Christmas, milestones, and “just because”.

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Is this a good gift?
Yes — everything at The VIP Emporium is designed with gifting in mind: fun, meaningful, and made to bring a smile.
What will I receive?
You’ll receive the item shown on this product page (plus any options you select). If your product has variants (size/color/style), your chosen variant is what we’ll produce and ship.
What is it made from?
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How long does shipping take?
Most items are made to order. Production time is typically a few business days, then shipping time depends on your location. You’ll see the latest delivery estimate at checkout.
Can I return or exchange it?
If there’s any issue with your order, contact us and we’ll help. For personalised or custom items, return eligibility can differ — please check our store policies for details.
Who do I contact if I need help?
Reach out via the contact details on our site — we’re friendly, fast, and unusually invested in getting it right.

Tip: For the most accurate details, always check the product description and variant selections above.

Are you a Rescue Worker enthusiast or looking for a unique gift for one?

This Rescue Worker Heart Ornament is a fun way to show off your pride in the medical profession. With the quote 'I Can't Fix Stupid But I'm A Fairly Decent Rescue Worker', this ornament is a great conversation starter for any Rescue Worker. The heart shape is a classic symbol of love and care, making it a thoughtful gift for a Rescue Worker at any time of the year, especially during Christmas. The sturdy MDF construction and high-gloss plastic finish make this ornament a great choice for households with children or pets, and the vibrant colors will last for years to come.

As a Rescue Worker, you know the importance of a sense of humor in a high-pressure job. This ornament is a lighthearted way to poke fun at the challenges of the job while still showing pride in your profession. The festive gold cord makes it easy to hang and adds a touch of elegance to any room. Whether you're buying this ornament for a fellow Rescue Worker or as a gift for a loved one, it's sure to bring a smile to their face. Christmas is a time for laughter and joy, and this ornament captures the spirit of the season in a fun and unique way.

So why settle for a boring ornament when you can have one that's as unique as you are? This Rescue Worker Heart Ornament is a great way to express your personality and pride in your profession. With its sturdy construction and vibrant colors, it's a gift that will be cherished for years to come. Whether you're buying it for yourself or as a gift for a loved one, it's a great way to show off your Rescue Worker pride during Christmas and all year round.
  • Show your love and appreciation for the hero who saved the day with this 'I Can't Fix Stupid But I'm A Fairly Decent Paramedic' Heart Ornament - a unique and thoughtful gift for any paramedic or medical professional, made from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish.
  • Bring a touch of warmth and gratitude to any paramedic's office or home with this Heart Ornament, carefully crafted to ensure bright, vivid colors and a lightweight design that's resistant to breaking, making it perfect for households with children or pets.
  • Give the gift of love and appreciation with this Heart Ornament, featuring the quote 'I Can't Fix Stupid But I'm A Fairly Decent Paramedic' in a beautiful, white heart shape, perfect for hanging on the Christmas tree or displaying on a wall.
  • This Heart Ornament is a heartfelt tribute to the brave men and women who serve as paramedics, made from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish and featuring a vibrant, edge-to-edge Sublimation print, ensuring a long-lasting design that will be cherished for years to come.
  • Add a personal touch to your Christmas gift with this Heart Ornament, featuring the 'I Can't Fix Stupid But I'm A Fairly Decent Paramedic' quote in a beautiful, white heart shape, and pair it with a festive gold cord for easy hanging - perfect for showing your love and appreciation for the hero in your life.
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