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Funny Sailor Gifts, Snowflake Ornament, 'I'm A Sailor. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.' - Gifts from Men to Friends at Christmas

Funny Sailor Gifts, Snowflake Ornament, 'I'm A Sailor. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.' - Gifts from Men to Friends at Christmas

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Are you looking for a unique gift for your sailor friends or family members? Look no further! This snowflake ornament is a funny and thoughtful way to show your appreciation. As the quote says, 'I'm A Sailor. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.', this ornament is a great way to capture the sailor's personality. Made from premium stainless steel, this shatterproof ornament ensures durability and safety. It measures 3.14 inches in diameter, making it a perfect size for any Christmas tree or gift. Whether you're a sailor yourself or just a fan of the sea, this ornament is a great way to add some humor and charm to your holiday decor. So why not gift it to someone special this Christmas season?

This snowflake ornament is a unique and thoughtful gift for sailors, making it perfect for Christmas gifts, birthday presents, or any special occasion. The premium stainless steel material ensures durability and safety, making it a great choice for anyone who loves the sea. So why not show your sailor friend or family member how much you care with this funny and charming snowflake ornament?

This gift is perfect for sailors, but it's also a great way to show your appreciation for anyone who loves the sea. Whether you're looking for a funny and unique gift or just a thoughtful way to say 'thank you', this snowflake ornament is a great choice. So why not get one today and make someone's day a little brighter?

Don't miss out and make this Christmas season one to remember!
  • This snowflake ornament is a unique and funny way to show your appreciation for sailors, making it a great gift for Christmas, birthdays, or any special occasion.
  • Made from premium stainless steel, this shatterproof ornament ensures durability and safety, making it a great choice for anyone who loves the sea.
  • The 3.14-inch diameter of this ornament makes it a perfect size for any Christmas tree or gift, and its snowflake design adds a touch of winter wonderland charm.
  • This snowflake ornament is a great way to add some humor and charm to your holiday decor, and its 'I'm A Sailor. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.' quote is sure to bring a smile to the face of any sailor.
  • Don't miss out and make this Christmas season one to remember - this snowflake ornament is a thoughtful and unique gift for sailors, and it's sure to be treasured for years to come.

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Care Instructions

o keep your gear looking fresh:

👕 For clothing – Wash inside out with cold water and tumble dry low (or hang dry for extra love). Each item comes with its own washing advice.

☕ For mugs – Dishwasher safe (unless they are our special color changing mugs), but hand washing helps preserve the print longer.

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