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Funny Security Guard Christmas Unique Gifts from Friends - Black Coffee Mug - Security Guard Mug with 'Don't Trust A Security Guard'

Funny Security Guard Christmas Unique Gifts from Friends - Black Coffee Mug - Security Guard Mug with 'Don't Trust A Security Guard'

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Only the Best for Our VIPs

At The VIP Emporium, quality isn’t optional—it’s our standard. Every product is carefully crafted using premium materials and made to order with love (and a dash of sass). Because you deserve the best—and nothing less.

Proudly Printed in the USA

All of our products are printed and shipped right here in the USA using trusted fulfillment partners. That means faster delivery, top-tier quality, and support for local production—win, win, win!

Your Happiness = Our Priority

We're not happy unless you are! At The VIP Emporium, we go the extra mile to make sure every order brings a smile. From quality checks to friendly support, we're here to make your shopping experience as smooth as your morning coffee.

Mug Care: Dishwasher/microwave info will be listed in the description when applicable. Hand-washing helps preserve print quality.
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Gift-worthy (without overthinking it)

A fun, thoughtful pick for birthdays, Christmas, milestones, and “just because”.

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Made to last

Produced using durable materials and quality-checked before dispatch.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Is this a good gift?
Yes — everything at The VIP Emporium is designed with gifting in mind: fun, meaningful, and made to bring a smile.
What will I receive?
You’ll receive the item shown on this product page (plus any options you select). If your product has variants (size/color/style), your chosen variant is what we’ll produce and ship.
What is it made from?
Materials vary by product type. We use durable, high-quality materials appropriate for the item. Any specific material details provided above apply to this listing.
How long does shipping take?
Most items are made to order. Production time is typically a few business days, then shipping time depends on your location. You’ll see the latest delivery estimate at checkout.
Can I return or exchange it?
If there’s any issue with your order, contact us and we’ll help. For personalised or custom items, return eligibility can differ — please check our store policies for details.
Who do I contact if I need help?
Reach out via the contact details on our site — we’re friendly, fast, and unusually invested in getting it right.

Tip: For the most accurate details, always check the product description and variant selections above.

Are you looking for a gift for that Security Guard in your life? Or perhaps you're a Security Guard yourself and want to show off your love for coffee and a good quote? Look no further! Our Black Coffee Mug is the ideal gift for any Security Guard who doesn't trust a colleague that doesn't drink coffee and say fuck a lot.

This Security Guard Black Coffee Mug features a funny and relatable quote that's sure to bring a smile to the face of any Security Guard. The mug is made of high-quality ceramic and is available in two sizes, 11oz and 15oz, making it a great addition to any Security Guard's desk or workspace.

Whether you're looking for a Christmas gift or a present for a birthday, our Black Coffee Mug is a great choice. The recipient will appreciate the thought and humor behind the quote, and the mug will become a trusted companion for their daily coffee ritual. As the sender, you'll feel good knowing that you've given a gift that shows you care and pay attention to the little things.

So why wait? Get your Black Coffee Mug today and show off your love for Security Guards who drink coffee and swear a lot. This Christmas, make a statement and give a gift that will be remembered for years to come. Don't miss out and make someone's day a little brighter!
  • This funny black coffee mug is the ideal gift for your security guard friends or family. The unique quote 'Don't Trust A Security Guard That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot' is sure to bring a smile to their face. The mug is made of high-quality ceramic material and is available in two sizes, 11oz and 15oz. It is microwave and dishwasher safe, making it easy to use and clean.
  • Our security guard coffee mugs are designed to bring a smile to the face of any security guard. They're a fun and unique way to show off your personality and sense of humor. Whether you're a security guard yourself or just a fan, this mug is a great way to express yourself and have fun. It's a thoughtful gift that will make the recipient feel special.
  • This gift is perfect for Christmas, birthdays, or any other special occasion. It's a unique and thoughtful gift that will make the recipient feel special. So why not give it a try? Don't miss out and get ready to make someone's day a little brighter.
  • The mug is made of high-quality ceramic material and is available in two sizes, 11oz and 15oz. It is microwave and dishwasher safe, making it easy to use and clean. Whether you're a security guard yourself or just a fan, this mug is a great way to show off your personality and sense of humor.
  • Don't miss out and get ready to make someone's day a little brighter. This funny security guard coffee mug is the ideal gift for your security guard friends or family. It's a unique and thoughtful gift that will make the recipient feel special. So why not give it a try?
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