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Funny Security Guard Gifts Rope Bracelet 'Don't Trust A Security Guard That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot', Unique Christmas Memorable Presents for Security Guard Men

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Bracelet Fit: Sizing/adjustability details are listed in the description above where applicable.
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Is this a good gift?
Yes — everything at The VIP Emporium is designed with gifting in mind: fun, meaningful, and made to bring a smile.
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You’ll receive the item shown on this product page (plus any options you select). If your product has variants (size/color/style), your chosen variant is what we’ll produce and ship.
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How long does shipping take?
Most items are made to order. Production time is typically a few business days, then shipping time depends on your location. You’ll see the latest delivery estimate at checkout.
Can I return or exchange it?
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Who do I contact if I need help?
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Are you searching for a funny gift for the security guard in your life? Look no further! This Rope Bracelet is the perfect Christmas present for any security guard enthusiast. The witty quote 'Don't Trust A Security Guard That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot' is sure to bring a smile to their face.

The Rope Bracelet is made from high-quality black stainless steel with a interlaced rope design, resistant to rust, corrosion, and tarnishing. It's adjustable from 3.34 to 9.84 inches, making it suitable for any wrist size. The bracelet is packaged in an organza bag, making it a lovely and thoughtful gift.

Whether you're a coworker, friend, or family member, this Rope Bracelet is the perfect way to show your appreciation for the security guard in your life. It's a unique and thoughtful gift that they'll treasure for years to come.

So why wait? Order this Rope Bracelet today and make this Christmas one to remember!
  • Give the security guard in your life a funny and unique gift with this Rope Bracelet featuring the quote 'Don't Trust A Security Guard That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot'. This Rope Bracelet is made from high-quality black stainless steel with a interlaced rope design, resistant to rust, corrosion, and tarnishing. It's adjustable from 3.34 to 9.84 inches, making it suitable for any wrist size.
  • This Rope Bracelet is the perfect Christmas present for any security guard enthusiast. Whether you're a coworker, friend, or family member, this Rope Bracelet is the perfect way to show your appreciation for the security guard in your life.
  • The Rope Bracelet is packaged in an organza bag, making it a lovely and thoughtful gift. This Rope Bracelet is sure to bring a smile to the face of the security guard in your life.
  • Give the security guard in your life a unique and thoughtful gift that they'll treasure for years to come. This Rope Bracelet is a great way to show your appreciation and gratitude.
  • Order this Rope Bracelet today and make this Christmas one to remember! This Rope Bracelet is the ideal gift for any security guard enthusiast, and it's sure to bring joy to their life.
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