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Funny Senator Keychain Gifts from Friends for Christmas Unique Senator Keychain

Funny Senator Keychain Gifts from Friends for Christmas Unique Senator Keychain

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If you're a fan of the Senate or know someone who is, you're in luck. Introducing the Senator Keychain, featuring a quote that's sure to make you laugh and think: Don't Trust A Senator That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot. This hilarious keychain is the ideal gift for any Senator enthusiast or anyone who loves a good dose of sarcasm. The Senator Keychain is made from high-quality stainless steel, ensuring it's highly resistant to rust, corrosion, and discoloration.

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  • This Senator Keychain is made with high-quality stainless steel, making it highly resistant to rust, corrosion, and discoloration, and features a black color and engraved message, measuring 1.57 x 0.87 inches.
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