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Funny Surveyor Gifts, Black Coffee Mugs for Surveyor Lovers, Valentine's Unique Gifts from Friends to Surveyor, 'Don't Trust A Surveyor That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot'

Funny Surveyor Gifts, Black Coffee Mugs for Surveyor Lovers, Valentine's Unique Gifts from Friends to Surveyor, 'Don't Trust A Surveyor That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot'

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Is this a good gift?
Yes — everything at The VIP Emporium is designed with gifting in mind: fun, meaningful, and made to bring a smile.
What will I receive?
You’ll receive the item shown on this product page (plus any options you select). If your product has variants (size/color/style), your chosen variant is what we’ll produce and ship.
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How long does shipping take?
Most items are made to order. Production time is typically a few business days, then shipping time depends on your location. You’ll see the latest delivery estimate at checkout.
Can I return or exchange it?
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Who do I contact if I need help?
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  • This funny Surveyor Black Coffee Mug is a great gift idea for Surveyor enthusiasts. The quote 'Don't Trust A Surveyor That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot' is sure to bring a smile to your Surveyor friend's face. Our ceramic mugs are microwave and dishwasher safe, making them a practical gift as well.
  • Give your Surveyor friend the gift of a good laugh and a great cup of coffee with this unique Black Coffee Mug. Whether you're celebrating Valentine's or just want to give your Surveyor friend a thoughtful gift, this is a great choice.
  • Our Surveyor Black Coffee Mug is made with high-quality materials and is safe for the microwave and dishwasher. It's a great gift idea for Surveyor enthusiasts and a unique way to show your Surveyor friend that you care.
  • This Black Coffee Mug is a great gift idea for Valentine's or any other occasion. It's a unique and thoughtful way to show your Surveyor friend that you care. Whether you're a man or a woman, a friend or a coworker, this is a great choice.
  • Don't miss out and give your Surveyor friend the gift of a good laugh and a great cup of coffee. This funny Surveyor Black Coffee Mug is a unique and thoughtful gift idea that is sure to bring a smile to their face.
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