• Funny Valet Gifts from Friends for Birthday Morning - 'You're the Valet, I'm the Coffee' Black Coffee Mug, 11oz or 15oz, Microwave and Dishwasher Safe - Main
  • Funny Valet Gifts from Friends for Birthday Morning - 'You're the Valet, I'm the Coffee' Black Coffee Mug, 11oz or 15oz, Microwave and Dishwasher Safe - Additional
  • Funny Valet Gifts from Friends for Birthday Morning - 'You're the Valet, I'm the Coffee' Black Coffee Mug, 11oz or 15oz, Microwave and Dishwasher Safe - Additional
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Funny Valet Gifts from Friends for Birthday Morning - 'You're the Valet, I'm the Coffee' Black Coffee Mug, 11oz or 15oz, Microwave and Dishwasher Safe

Funny Valet Gifts from Friends for Birthday Morning - 'You're the Valet, I'm the Coffee' Black Coffee Mug, 11oz or 15oz, Microwave and Dishwasher Safe

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At The VIP Emporium, quality isn’t optional—it’s our standard. Every product is carefully crafted using premium materials and made to order with love (and a dash of sass). Because you deserve the best—and nothing less.

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All of our products are printed and shipped right here in the USA using trusted fulfillment partners. That means faster delivery, top-tier quality, and support for local production—win, win, win!

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We're not happy unless you are! At The VIP Emporium, we go the extra mile to make sure every order brings a smile. From quality checks to friendly support, we're here to make your shopping experience as smooth as your morning coffee.

Mug Care: Dishwasher/microwave info will be listed in the description when applicable. Hand-washing helps preserve print quality.
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Gift-worthy (without overthinking it)

A fun, thoughtful pick for birthdays, Christmas, milestones, and “just because”.

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Is this a good gift?
Yes — everything at The VIP Emporium is designed with gifting in mind: fun, meaningful, and made to bring a smile.
What will I receive?
You’ll receive the item shown on this product page (plus any options you select). If your product has variants (size/color/style), your chosen variant is what we’ll produce and ship.
What is it made from?
Materials vary by product type. We use durable, high-quality materials appropriate for the item. Any specific material details provided above apply to this listing.
How long does shipping take?
Most items are made to order. Production time is typically a few business days, then shipping time depends on your location. You’ll see the latest delivery estimate at checkout.
Can I return or exchange it?
If there’s any issue with your order, contact us and we’ll help. For personalised or custom items, return eligibility can differ — please check our store policies for details.
Who do I contact if I need help?
Reach out via the contact details on our site — we’re friendly, fast, and unusually invested in getting it right.

Tip: For the most accurate details, always check the product description and variant selections above.



Are you looking for a unique gift for your favorite Valet? Look no further! This funny quote on a black coffee mug is the perfect way to show your appreciation for their hard work and dedication. The quote reads: 'You're the Valet, I'm the Coffee.' It's a hilarious and relatable message that any Valet would love to receive.

This ceramic mug is available in two sizes, 11oz and 15oz, and is perfect for sipping hot coffee or tea on a chilly morning. The microwave and dishwasher safe design makes it easy to clean and maintain.

This is a thoughtful gift for any occasion, especially a birthday. Whether you're looking for a gift for a friend, family member, or coworker, this mug is sure to bring a smile to their face.

So why wait? Order this funny Valet-themed coffee mug today and show your appreciation for the hardworking Valets in your life!

  • Unique gift for Valets who love their job; perfect for birthdays, holidays, or just because
  • Durable ceramic mug available in 11oz and 15oz sizes; microwave and dishwasher safe for easy cleaning
  • Funny quote: 'You're the Valet, I'm the Coffee' is a relatable and hilarious message for any Valet
  • Black coffee mug is a great way to add some humor and personality to their morning routine
  • Make it a thoughtful gift for any occasion; add a personal touch with a heartfelt message
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