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Processing Returns for Your Dimension Halloween T-Shirt

Processing Returns for Your Dimension Halloween T-Shirt

$35.95 USD
$35.95 USD
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Product Details

Some returns are difficult to explain. Others may simply have originated in another dimension.

This funny “Processing Returns for Your Dimension” Halloween T-shirt brings supernatural humor to one of retail and ecommerce's less glamorous everyday jobs.

Made for retail workers, ecommerce teams, returns departments and customer service professionals, it's printed on a premium Comfort Colors® garment-dyed tee with a relaxed, lived-in feel.

Perfect for October shifts, workplace Halloween celebrations, casual Fridays or as a funny seasonal gift for the coworker who has seen every possible reason for returning an order—and several that shouldn't be possible.

Details

  • Comfort Colors® 1717 garment-dyed T-shirt
  • 100% ring-spun US cotton
  • Relaxed unisex fit
  • Soft, vintage-inspired garment-dyed finish
  • Front print
  • Available in Black, Pepper, Moss, Yam and Ivory
  • Sizes S–4XL
  • Printed to order in the USA

Sizing
Choose your usual size for a relaxed fit, or size up if you prefer a looser, oversized look. Please check the size chart in the product images before ordering.

Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colours. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or dry clean, and avoid ironing directly over the printed design.