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Machinist Gifts from Men, Funny Heart Ornament 'I May Be A Machinist, But I Can't Fix Stupid People.' for Christmas

Machinist Gifts from Men, Funny Heart Ornament 'I May Be A Machinist, But I Can't Fix Stupid People.' for Christmas

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Are you a Machinist looking for a unique gift for a fellow enthusiast or a thoughtful present for a loved one? Look no further! This I May Be A Machinist, But I Can't Fix Stupid People. Heart Ornament is a must-have for any Christmas celebration. Crafted with sturdy MDF and a high-gloss plastic finish, this ornament is lightweight, resistant to breaking, and features a vibrant, edge-to-edge sublimation print for a bright and lasting design.

As a Machinist, you know the importance of precision and quality. This ornament is no exception, with its precise heart shape and bold, machine-engraved quote that's sure to bring a smile to the face of any Machinist. Whether you're giving it as a gift or keeping it for yourself, this ornament is a great way to show off your passion for machining. And with its festive gold cord for easy hanging, it's the perfect addition to any Christmas tree or holiday decor.

This ornament is not just a thoughtful gift, but also a statement piece that showcases your personality and sense of humor. The quote 'I May Be A Machinist, But I Can't Fix Stupid People.' is a tongue-in-cheek reminder of the importance of common sense and intelligence in all aspects of life. And with its Christmas theme, it's the perfect way to celebrate the holiday season with friends and family. So why wait? Get your I May Be A Machinist, But I Can't Fix Stupid People. Heart Ornament today and make it a Christmas to remember!
  • A unique and funny gift idea for Machinists and their loved ones
  • Made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for long-lasting designs
  • Vibrantly printed from edge-to-edge via Sublimation for bright and vivid colors
  • Lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it a great choice for households with children or pets
  • Don't miss out and get a festive gold cord for easy hanging, perfect for stress-free decorating - Get your Machinist gift today!

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Care Instructions

o keep your gear looking fresh:

👕 For clothing – Wash inside out with cold water and tumble dry low (or hang dry for extra love). Each item comes with its own washing advice.

☕ For mugs – Dishwasher safe (unless they are our special color changing mugs), but hand washing helps preserve the print longer.

Treat your items with care, and they'll keep the good vibes going for the long haul!

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