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Mortician Gifts from Friends - Sorry This Guy Is Already Taken By A Smokin' Hot Mortician Heart Ornament, Funny Christmas Unique Gift for Mortician, Heart Shaped, White, 2.75\

Mortician Gifts from Friends - Sorry This Guy Is Already Taken By A Smokin' Hot Mortician Heart Ornament, Funny Christmas Unique Gift for Mortician, Heart Shaped, White, 2.75\

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Funny gift idea for the Mortician in your life! This heart-shaped ornament is a unique and thoughtful present for any Mortician enthusiast. Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this ornament is lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it a great choice for households with children or pets. The vibrant colors and festive gold cord make it easy to decorate for Christmas or any other occasion.

This Mortician Heart Ornament is a great way to show your appreciation for the hardworking Mortician in your life. Whether it's a Christmas gift or a birthday present, this ornament is sure to bring a smile to their face.

The quote, 'Sorry This Guy Is Already Taken By A Smokin' Hot Mortician' adds a touch of humor and wit to this gift, making it a must-have for any Mortician fan. So why settle for a boring gift when you can give a Mortician something that shows you care?

Get this unique and thoughtful gift for the Mortician in your life today!

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  • Unique and thoughtful gift for Morticians, perfect for Christmas or any other occasion
  • Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring long-lasting designs and vibrant colors
  • Lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it a great choice for households with children or pets
  • Ships with a festive gold cord for easy hanging, perfect for stress-free decorating
  • Gift for your loved one, 'Mortician Gifts from Friends' - get this unique and thoughtful gift today!
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