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Oval Author Ornament for Coworkers Idea Gift – Keep Calm, I'm Almost an

Oval Author Ornament for Coworkers Idea Gift – Keep Calm, I'm Almost an

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Are you an aspiring Author or a bookworm looking for a unique gift for the writer in your life?

This 'Keep Calm, I'm (almost) An Author.' Oval Ornament is the perfect addition to any Author's bookshelf or office decor. The quote is a humorous take on the journey to becoming a published Author, and the oval shape makes it a stylish addition to any room.

Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this ornament is made to last and features a vibrant, edge-to-edge sublimation print that ensures the colors stay bright and vivid. The lightweight design makes it resistant to breaking, making it a great choice for households with children or pets. The festive gold cord for hanging adds a touch of elegance to any Christmas tree or mantel.

Whether you're giving this ornament to an aspiring Author or a book lover, it's sure to bring a smile to their face. The 'Keep Calm, I'm (almost) An Author.' quote is a relatable and humorous take on the writing process, and the oval shape makes it a unique and stylish addition to any room. Add some festive cheer to your Author's Christmas with this delightful ornament. Don't miss out and make it a Christmas to remember!
  • Show your appreciation for authors and writers with this funny Oval Ornament featuring the quote 'Keep Calm I'm almost an Author'. This gift is perfect for bookworms and author enthusiasts alike.
  • Made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this Oval Ornament is a beautiful addition to any room. The vibrant design and bright colors make it a great choice for households with children or pets.
  • This Oval Ornament is a unique and thoughtful gift for anyone who loves to write. Whether you're a writer, editor, or just a fan of books, this gift is sure to bring a smile to their face.
  • Give the gift of Author enthusiasm to someone special. This Oval Ornament is perfect for friends, family members, or coworkers who love to write or read.
  • Don't miss out and make someone's day a little brighter. This Oval Ornament is a fun and quirky gift that's sure to be cherished.